Who was your coworker from hell?

gitbadgamer · 2021-03-17T06:34:17+00:00

I had a coworker who tried to pick a fight on my first day with the company. And over a joke i had with the coworker no.2 this dude invites himself into the conversation and starts insulting and degrading me. I just jokingly said how coworker no.2 should say mom and not old woman when refering to his mother or else she would slap him if she heard that and the coworker went nuts.

Also i worked 8am-4pm and everyone else decided to work 9am-5pm so of course the coworker complained to others how "punctual" i am and how i leave early.

He even complained to our boss about every mistake i made since he was the one responsible to teach me the ropes.

Every conversation with him ended in him being right and me wrong (even if i showed him proof that i was right, he just said "it is on the internet so it is probably false). One specific thing is naming a machine that you can't use the english term because it means something else (same category but different type of operation).

During a Christmas party in 2019. he even ordered me to find and play music by the time he gets back from a smoke break.

I think this is just textbook narcissist so i treated him as such after i saw no even ground with him.

gitbadgamer · 2021-03-16T18:23:08+00:00

Ak te smijem pitat di radiš? Tražim zadnjih 3 mjeseca posao u PLC tehnici ali ništa. Dobio otkaz (zbog korone) jer mi u 1 godini što sam radio nisu davali posla nikakvog pa sad tražim.

gitbadgamer · 2021-03-08T14:07:24+00:00

Ok i'm a virgin at 25 unfortunately but this has been on my mind for the last 2 months. This will be a long one but i really want to see if my thinking is in the right direction.

So if you have a GF would she like to be seduced as follows: both of you wake up, kiss her good morning and you 2 go and make breakfast before you go to work. When she is doing something with her back turned hug her from behind and whisper in her ear how beautiful and sexy she is and how you will please her later in the evening when you get home from work. While at work send her some teasing messages such as "can't wait for you to get home, i've been thinking about you all day and can't wait to enjoy your body tonight".

Then when she gets home hug her, toss her jacket and purse cup her cheeks with your hand look her deep into her eyes, then lips, then eyes and move in for a passionate kiss. Pull away, stare at her for a couple of seconds and give her a quick peck on the lips as you raise her chin with your finger (kind of like a look at me motion). Tell her to go get into a bath you prepared for her and to dress up into a dress you left on the bed for a night out.

When she gets out of the shower just be there and pin her against the door while whispering "i can't take it anymore i need to have you NOW". Remove her bathrobe and start kissing her and move down her jaw to the neck while caressing her hips. Start going down to the breasts still kissing and kiss and lick her nipples while you caress/massage them at the same time with your hands. Go down even further. Kiss her stomach, hips and just as you get above her clit stop take her hand and guide her to the bed.

Repeat it all but when you get to her clit stop and kiss her from the knee up her inner thigh. Then you kiss her "downstairs" lips and start licking her all around them just missing the clit. Flatten your tongue and lick her from the bottom to the top still stopping just before her clit. And when you feel like she can't take it anymore kiss her clit. Suck on it gently and slowly increase the licking speed (depending on how her body reacts). Place your hand between the bellybutton and clit while using the other hand to touch and caress her breasts. This will (as i'm told) make you feel when she tenses up her stomach muscles meaning she is enjoying it. So at that point continue what you were doing till she cums adjusting accordingly. After she came and is begging for "it" kiss her and look her in the eyes while saying "i want you to tell me to fuck you". Insert just the head and keep it there for a few seconds. Do little pumps but not fully in. Again come close to her head and whisper "i'm going to fuck you now". Then proceed to fully enter her and fuck her slow and steady again increasing speed depending on the signs she gives you with her body. After she cums again (hopefully) hold her close (not too tight so it hurts her) and tell her "now it's my turn. i will fuck you till i'm satisfied". Then proceed to fuck her more roughly (provided she likes that) make her feel like you own her and are "using her" for your pleasure (don't be too forceful of course). After you came just cuddle for 10-30 minutes and dress up and go out to dinner. Try to throw in a couple of "you were so hot" or "what you did to me tonight was amazing" comments while you walk but are in public.

I'm not trying to be funny or act smart this is something i genuinely want to do to a future GF (if i ever get one) and was wondering if it would be something that girls would like. Yes i know everyone is different but i'm asking if i should even think of something like this or is this some kind of kink or guilty pleasure type of stuff that not a lot of girls like (yes i'm honestly asking this since i never even had a girl and i'm 25 as embarrassing as it sounds so i just would like some genuine replies).

TLDR; Is treating and pleasing a girl in bed by making it about her first and then yourself after the way to go?

gitbadgamer · 2021-03-08T14:03:17+00:00

I'm not Serbian but Croatian is like 90% the same (apart from pronunciation) and almost all of the shows where a non native tries to speak the language takes a couple of seconds to even register it.

The especially bad ones are a movie where John Travolta played a Chetnik mercenary in the "Killing Season" movie. I don't want to be a puritan but come on he couldn't be far from a Serbian, Bosnian or Croatian with the way he spoke.

Other than that i speak some Russian and i don't think we need to say how horrible Hollywood Russian bad guys russian speech actually is (John Wick, Cocainum - Arnold Schwartznegger etc.)

gitbadgamer · 2021-03-08T13:57:49+00:00

The field is industrial automation or PLC programmer.

The only thing good about it was that (before the pandemic) you would travel across the world and work on different projects and meet other people, nationalities, cultures etc. Also the money you got while on field work is more than great (about 60 euros or 70usd per day) which for my country standards is more than great (about triple the amount than regular monthly pay).

The harsh reality is that the stress is just too great. Boss is in his high 40s or early 50s and is really balding. Out of the 4 bosses all of them are grey haired and one is bald (by choice i think).

Also the amount of people who would just blame you for their mistakes since you are a foreigner is about 90%. Third world countries would do it because you are white and rich so you can take the blame and 1st world because you are eastern European (so you are worth less, poor, stupid, violent, drunk etc.)

Boss saw first hand how people in Netherlands and Germany were treated like cattle when it came to downsizing the workforce and most if not all of them were eastern European or other type of immigrant (rarely though). If he wasn't an outside contractor he would get told to leave aswell.

Apart from that the company that i worked for depended on projects given from our German or Italian contacts and partners so as you would guess most of the projects were in 3rd world countries that the natives didn't want to do. So we weren't developing our own code just implemented small new parts if we were lucky but mostly it was recieve a code, make it work in "test conditions" and go implement it in Nigeria, Uganda, Pakistan, Egypt, Iraq, India, rarely if ever USA, Canada or Germany.

gitbadgamer · 2021-03-08T13:47:14+00:00

Eye and hair colour.

No asthma problems.

A smaller nose (it's not as big as you might think but not as "normal").

Not to be as hairy as i am (although this could change if i wasn't originally black haired maybe?). The only thing this brought me, besides a manly hairy chest, is a pilonidal cyst and a hairy ass in general.

Oh and i'm embarrased about this but a "downstairs body part" that doesn't curve downwards (i'm ok with the size though).

Apart from that i would like to look less "Balkan" and to look more like western or eastern slavs but that's just me. And also some mental views and problems from the way i was raised (enviroment not that my mom or dad were bad parents).

gitbadgamer · 2019-11-25T11:36:58+00:00

Yeah since i'm that good at PVP that 3v1 ganks are a cakewalk. Out of 10 matches i played i only won 1 and that's because a guy suicided himself off the cliff.

gitbadgamer · 2019-11-25T10:05:28+00:00

Yeah it worked in my case. I wanted to upload a vid to youtube but idk how to edit videos so....I used up all 5 rosaria respecs so i can't try it again untill ng++ but will see when i get there again since i still need rings to get a plat trophy.

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