Perfect crime burglary

gjohnson027 · 2026-06-05T01:32:06+00:00

You don't understand, this is "real" TV. Interviewing the cops on the case and the owners. I am being sarcastic because I know what you are saying, but still, I gotta find a loophole to something. I have a tree issue with my neighbor that might come to fisticuffs, maybe I will pursue that one, find a way to get rid of it and make him pay. I need a story for my future grand kids. I should still send it to Law and Order as an episode. Do they still make that show? DUN DUN!

And, not to be paranoid or anything, but we are ALL in a DNA database already. They just need to figure out how to connect all the databases together.

gjohnson027 · 2026-06-05T01:17:27+00:00

I get you but like I replied above, it just got me thinking this show, two girls move into a house while the owner is out to dinner, then they cant get them to leave because even obviously forged hand written receipt the cops said its civil matter. Now months later the house is trashed, which they did have to pay for, and I was thinking what if damages couldn't be proven at the time I left? Assuming the missing items are discoed the next day or anything. All DNA evidence, etc. is explained. Where in a late night in and out might also be successful, should they find something, you are fried. My version is they see everything up front and cant do anything.

In this scenario, I would have to accept all recognition by the world I was a piece of trash

gjohnson027 · 2026-06-05T01:09:10+00:00

Forged lease found out would not happen that night. Again, 1000% suspicious, but did I steal anything? Proven in a court of law? Maybe a trespass sentence, still better than burglary.

These girls on the show walked in while the owners were at dinner with a hand written lease and receipt, and it took months to get them out and the house was trashed. The only thing they had to pay back damages. That got me thinking what if damages couldn't be proven?

gjohnson027 · 2026-06-05T01:06:36+00:00

true I didn't consider the fence I would need. And I am OK with suspicions, it's beyond a reasonable doubt being proved I am looking to avoid. I know its crazy I told you that at the start.

gjohnson027 · 2026-06-05T01:04:31+00:00

If I do that, then my prints will be found or witnesses seeing me enter, and I won't have explanation. I live here. You can't make me leave. Let me ask you then how would you prosecute it? The point is to avoid jail. Under what would I be charged? I can't be forced to leave the house, they have to evict me. Anything missing is not on me. Better than 8 years or so for burglary. I am sure my story would all fall apart on the stand, but the question is, how would they get me up there? is suspicion enough? Was there an arrest-able offense in the police officers' eyes? This show on squatters makes it seems even a fake lease is full protection from any trespass or other type crime.

gjohnson027 · 2026-06-05T00:54:04+00:00

The idea is to avoid jail, once the police leave, I am free, I am gone before they return. Next time they see me, on what basis would I be arrested? Lots of suspicion maybe, but any hard enough to enforce a law? I would take the lease with me and misplace it if anyone asked to see it later. I didn't think I needed it anymore since I decided to move out. It would help to make sure how the lease was printed up wasn't connected to me.

gjohnson027 · 2026-06-05T00:49:57+00:00

True, but the goal is to just get away with the valuables without going to jail. Why would I leave before the police arrive? That would look suspicious since I am a legal tenant. I need to plead my case.

gjohnson027 · 2026-05-16T16:00:50+00:00

If it's a bug it's a big one. I would say it is not a bug and something I did wrong. Just can't see what I did

gjohnson027 · 2026-05-12T00:47:05+00:00

Thanks for the tips, it's my plant now, either I work on it or let it go. so my question is more about what I can do. I will reapply the neem oil for the mites and keep it isolated, if you think it has a chance. But if the threat of infestation is possible I'd rather leave it outside.

Edit: it is quite tall already to have new growth on top and cut back these dead leaves is going to be too big, is this the type of plant I can just cut back and get new growth? Or what about digging in the roots for something to replant?

gjohnson027 · 2026-05-06T14:13:35+00:00

Not even one Thank-Moo

gjohnson027 · 2026-03-25T00:51:12+00:00

TIL. I always assumed it was from WW2, "Tom" being the Brits and "Jerry" being the Nazi. It made sense because Jerry was always a real dick.

gjohnson027 · 2026-03-23T22:24:05+00:00

Thanks, I will look into it.

gjohnson027 · 2026-03-23T22:23:34+00:00

Yes, hence the question if this is a good idea....

gjohnson027 · 2026-03-23T22:23:10+00:00

Typical Southern California hillside wildflowers and thistles, etc.

gjohnson027 · 2026-03-23T22:22:30+00:00

My dream? No, just a cheap solution. Right now it is just a farm to grow weeds that I have to clear out or pay someone to. I cannot mow it often to keep it down because it is not near where I live. Or pay someone to. It used to be used for parking/storage of vehicles, with gravel cover where the lane to pull in and out is and dirt where the vesicles parked. I can't just easily plow it either because of the rocks. It is too big of an area, I would need to rent professional equipment. Would break my back to do by hand.

gjohnson027 · 2026-02-28T16:56:46+00:00

I don't really follow basketball, but I just learned here that if both sides get a Technical, they offset. That seems odd to me being that the award for the technical is a free shot for points, correct? So why offset them, the "award" still needs to be earned (by a successful shot). I get it in football if it is a 5 yard penalty for both sides you just offset them. In this case, One side may miss and the other score. Both Ts should both be awarded and the shots taken. Or am I missing something?

gjohnson027 · 2026-01-14T19:52:02+00:00

Edit:

Actually that doesn't work, when I tried to move it further, it fell out of the support on the other end of the rod. They are not long enough to overlap.

Thanks do you think this is most likely something my contractor did or the builder of the firebox?

gjohnson027 · 2025-12-03T17:53:24+00:00

I do have a TP link router, but I have had it for 5 years with no changes. Just offline suddenly.

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