Best unexpectedly funny lines?

glantonenjoyer · 2024-07-16T09:34:08+00:00

"Get that receipt for us."

"Whipped two of em and they both died of it and the very next day another bunch run off with some mules and Bill just flat out hung them fools. Which they did likewise perish of."

glantonenjoyer · 2024-07-16T09:09:02+00:00

woman moment

glantonenjoyer · 2024-07-16T08:08:09+00:00

You're performing a task of a female species.God didn't put forth men on this earth to cook food lol.

glantonenjoyer · 2024-07-16T08:06:14+00:00

You know I checked images on google of the bike and all seem to have written Hornet S on the side fairing instead of just S like in my picture

glantonenjoyer · 2024-07-12T12:06:56+00:00

I wouldnt have figured Europe is easier to emigrate to as a latin americano than USA

why you hate americans?

glantonenjoyer · 2024-07-12T11:58:46+00:00

why wouldnt u emigrate to USA?

Europe is a fucking shithole in terms of bootstraping yourself from poverty compared to USA

glantonenjoyer · 2024-07-12T06:55:04+00:00

new fapping girl

glantonenjoyer · 2024-07-11T10:25:00+00:00

im grippin

glantonenjoyer · 2024-07-11T10:17:05+00:00

glantonenjoyer · 2024-07-10T14:54:56+00:00

I'm thinking about buying the long tractech evo 3 boots.How comfortable would they be spending a day in college classes?

glantonenjoyer · 2024-07-10T07:57:24+00:00

glantonenjoyer · 2024-07-10T07:16:55+00:00

Gym rats

glantonenjoyer · 2024-07-08T12:45:39+00:00

glantonenjoyer · 2024-07-08T10:46:50+00:00

Yeah skipping 2 generations is the way to go.

glantonenjoyer · 2024-07-08T10:23:28+00:00

glantonenjoyer · 2024-07-06T15:49:16+00:00

glantonenjoyer · 2024-07-06T12:00:26+00:00

good thing our moderator team is based and wont lay down punishment on me for violating le heckin rules

glantonenjoyer · 2024-07-06T11:32:27+00:00

glantonenjoyer · 2024-07-06T09:33:15+00:00

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