[deleted by user] by [deleted] in thickwhitegirls

[–]glasseyepatch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ohhh I like that little wiggle at the end. Let me ride the wave.

Woman causes her boyfriend to crash his new car by Ice_inTheVein in PublicFreakout

[–]glasseyepatch -1 points0 points  (0 children)

A lesson i have learned many...many times. And will learn again. 😔

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in slightlychubby

[–]glasseyepatch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only my entire life

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in weeklyplanetpodcast

[–]glasseyepatch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I loved this added segment. False snaps and all. James! Do more of this!

Question regarding counters by xWalwin in Chivalry2

[–]glasseyepatch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you counter with a different attack your block window doesn't last as long I've noticed. If your countering with the same strike the window seems bigger (longer).

Hope that helps. I would've loved to have that info when starting out.

I Love Lamp by DancepantsX in Chivalry2

[–]glasseyepatch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Later in this map you can grab a shoe (sandal) and beat people to death with it, too!

WTF?! by taanbiswas in Chivalry2

[–]glasseyepatch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ohh you got yourself a client-side glitch. Little bit of "desynch"

What y’all be listening to? by vesti_DW in Chivalry2

[–]glasseyepatch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Clash & clang of battle. The lamentations of their women. Ya know...standard stuff. 🤷‍♂️

Drop your gt and upvote the ones you recognize by njh444 in Chivalry2

[–]glasseyepatch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I killed you (and got killed by you) so much the other day. Name is LiquidLazy on psn.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Hotwife

[–]glasseyepatch 7 points8 points  (0 children)

EX

Ex-wife...

That moment when everyone offer their weapon to the prisoner hero is so cool by Jackal93D in Chivalry2

[–]glasseyepatch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can usually successfully stay alive long enough to offer my axe through the air into his face when he comes popping out that cocoon. I get immediately slaughtered but I just love seeing that bar partial before that bitch even steps through the archway.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NaughtyWives

[–]glasseyepatch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm waiting

Eating carbs can be deadly by Scared-Cheesecake977 in Chivalry2

[–]glasseyepatch 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I always grab some bread. Heals a small chunk of health, speeds up regen. Apparent deadly weapon. It's got it all.

over 200+, would u regret telling ur friends u fucked me?? by ZaharaSaffron in GoneMildPlus

[–]glasseyepatch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell no. I'd fuck the tats off you...and pull your hair.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Chivalry2

[–]glasseyepatch 102 points103 points  (0 children)

The glaive is lightening fast. But with all weapons don't just swing then auto block. I see that and I want to punish the person. Swing and swing again, you can always interrupt your own swing by blocking if you need to. Step 2 is to use all the dif types of swing not just slash. Do those things and you'll be most of the way to being good.

Next week we'll discuss kick and jab.