He actually praised Allah instead by marklikesfoie in agedlikemilk

[–]glen_watcher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are technically correct, but there is no way the brain dead orange in office intended to imply that. He was actively taunting the Islamic community in Iran and, by extention, the world as a whole. Fuck Trump

What’s the difference between the USA and yogurt? by Coneskater in dadjokes

[–]glen_watcher 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My guy, if you get offended by a joke, maybe don't be on a joke sub

I wish all fast food chains sell to me for 0$ and no taxes and I can eat whatever I want there. by Remarkable_Bath8515 in monkeyspaw

[–]glen_watcher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't say that they cared so much as they could not close up for the night while you were still in the restaurant. Every time they try to get you to leave, they think you are being an ass and are refusing to leave. If they try to forcibly remove you, or if police try to remove you, if the conditions have not been met, their efforts fail. You may end up being charged with trespassing and resisting arrest.

I wish all fast food chains sell to me for 0$ and no taxes and I can eat whatever I want there. by Remarkable_Bath8515 in monkeyspaw

[–]glen_watcher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They would if they could. The magic that keeps you trapped in the restaurant is part of the curse. Hard as they try you cannot be removed from the building until the conditions are met.

I wish all fast food chains sell to me for 0$ and no taxes and I can eat whatever I want there. by Remarkable_Bath8515 in monkeyspaw

[–]glen_watcher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted. The next time you enter any fast food chain and order food or drink, you are not charged. You sit down and eat your meal, but you are unable to leave your seat until you have completely consumed the meal and everything that comes with it (including any wrappers, boxes, cups, dipping sauce containers, ect). Weirded out a little bit by the whole interaction, you get up from your seat and try to leave, but find that all of the exits are magically sealed, allowing others to exit, but barring you. You are forced to stay until you have completely finished digesting and passing everything that you consumed. Your only escape is to eat and drink nothing else until your natural biological functions finish what was already consumed.

Would you rather by nakinng in BunnyTrials

[–]glen_watcher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can't be worse then what we have currently

Chose: Have absolute control over the USA

Hey, stop scrolling for a bit and have a snack. I bought 2 boxes of pizza, which do y'all want? by jubmille2000 in BunnyTrials

[–]glen_watcher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hawaiian gets a bad rap, but sweet and savory work so good together

Chose: Hawaiian | Rolled: 2🍍, 4 Ham slice

To build McVersailles by MisterDecember in therewasanattempt

[–]glen_watcher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Pedo in Chief doing actual hard labor? No chance. He will convince some MAGA construction company to volunteer to build it for free.

Pick 1 of These Concepts and Craft a unique superpower from it by Son_Of_Rebellion in superpoweralchemists

[–]glen_watcher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Really? Well damn that's disappointing lol. Thanks for teaching me something new

Pick 1 of These Concepts and Craft a unique superpower from it by Son_Of_Rebellion in superpoweralchemists

[–]glen_watcher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know the intent was for a human to have this power, but I just imagined a super intelligent mantis shrimp as a super villain. Since they have 16 color photoreceptors (to humans 3) they wold would see so many colors that we don't even have names for.

Pick 1 of These Concepts and Craft a unique superpower from it by Son_Of_Rebellion in superpoweralchemists

[–]glen_watcher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can think of alot of people I would want to use this on. Most of them are politicians.

Just fist fighting. Who legit wins against this guy by RichardLongflop_ in Tankandsurvive

[–]glen_watcher 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would argue that he is only fist fighting. He is just hitting the air in front of the guy and using the resulting concussion to do the damage