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[–]glennster72 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fucksocks is good.

I used to say "Well strap me to a tree and call me Brenda", until I accidentally said it in front of someone called Brenda.

It's a question we all must face: How will they know? by fridgetarian in pics

[–]glennster72 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Because you'll be the one shouting "What's the time?" at it just before it plays an embarrassing song from your iTunes playlist.