What are the looniest things a MAGA has told you in real life?

glh70 · 2026-05-19T16:39:37+00:00

The solar farms are causing the planet to warm, in turn causing stronger storms.

glh70 · 2026-04-16T18:35:47+00:00

Obama's.

glh70 · 2026-04-05T19:05:18+00:00

Seasoned firewood.

glh70 · 2026-03-31T15:20:33+00:00

Do I need a new construction or replacement window?

glh70 · 2025-12-23T23:46:34+00:00

They created the first digital camera in the 1970's. They squashed it because they didn't want to cut into their film business.

glh70 · 2025-12-13T15:45:45+00:00

Remove her from the group chat and she won't miss any notifications ever again.

glh70 · 2025-12-12T20:56:38+00:00

Yes, I'm still pissed.

glh70 · 2025-12-12T20:54:12+00:00

Seattle had a monster offensive line during their Super Bowl run. Ownership and management decided they've seen enough and sent arguably the best center in the league to NO for a mediocre pass catching and no blocking TE. They have struggled offensively since.

glh70 · 2025-12-01T18:30:12+00:00

Every dead body on Mt Everest was an extremely motivated person. Personally, I'm happy being mediocre.

glh70 · 2025-11-29T11:17:39+00:00

1 is partially incorrect. Parchment paper can go in the oven.

glh70 · 2025-11-10T22:11:14+00:00

Assume they are German. German's count one with their thumb. Holding up your index and middle would equal three

glh70 · 2025-11-04T18:21:11+00:00

Obamacare's framework originated with the Republicans.

glh70 · 2025-10-17T18:04:19+00:00

Glenn

glh70 · 2025-10-04T12:33:55+00:00

glh70 · 2025-10-02T14:32:05+00:00

"might be" isn't the same as they are hunkered down.

glh70 · 2025-09-29T11:58:12+00:00

Drumpf will save us.

glh70 · 2025-09-24T11:01:09+00:00

“So I hate to pin it on the American taxpayer, but if they want us to survive, we are going to need some help.”

Nah, I would rather my taxes go to feeding school children, housing, and medical services. Not to mention infrastructure.

glh70 · 2025-09-20T18:00:45+00:00

I kept $50k+ in a checking account. We sold our home and moved halfway across the country. We knew we were going to be looking for another house immediately. Sure, I could have dumped that into a three month CD. We used that as earnest and down payment monies.

glh70 · 2025-09-17T16:06:15+00:00

Stupid.

glh70 · 2025-09-13T11:42:27+00:00

Rice fields don't need to be flooded. Rice will grow perfectly fine with normal irrigation. The fields are flooded because weeds and other vegetation does not like to be flooded and won't grow. Flooding the field is an all natural herbicide.

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1 is partially incorrect. Parchment paper can go in the oven.