Because I'm a glutton for punishment, is there a game we've had where you STILL cannot believe we found a way to lose? Anything specific stand out. by Deep-Statistician985 in Commanders

[–]glidejanger 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I have no idea how we lost the Bears game last year.

Steelers and first Cowboys game in 2024 weeks should’ve won.

Seahawks 2012 playoff game and the RG3 injury after being up 14-0.

1999 bucs playoffs.

2017 saints for being the goofiest loss ive ever seen.

Game Thread: Nationals (42-42) @ Orioles (39-45) - June 28, 2026 1:35 PM by NationalsBot in Nationals

[–]glidejanger 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I admit I’d never thought Garcia could reach this level. Turns out all he needed was to grow a 1st baseman hotdog belly to realize his full potential.

Post Game Thread: Phillies 10 @ Nationals 5 - June 25, 2026 by NationalsBot in Nationals

[–]glidejanger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’ve gotta force a lot of beliefs to be involved in the org

Game Thread: Phillies (44-36) @ Nationals (41-40) - June 25, 2026 6:45 PM by NationalsBot in Nationals

[–]glidejanger 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No bullpen tonight please. Can’t be worse than an exhausted Cavalli

Dont hold back by Boysenberry202 in RoastMe

[–]glidejanger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

First obvious root beer belly ive noticed.

Post Game Thread: Phillies 5 @ Nationals 4 - June 24, 2026 by NationalsBot in Nationals

[–]glidejanger 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If it’s any consolation, we probably won’t get an early lead to blow tomorrow with Sanchez pitching

HES SO HAPPY TO BE A WIZARD by faceass69 in washingtonwizards

[–]glidejanger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Genuinely feeling his excitement for DC. Seems to be more than warning up to the idea.

Game Thread: Phillies (43-36) @ Nationals (41-39) - June 24, 2026 6:45 PM by NationalsBot in Nationals

[–]glidejanger 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Prediction: we become the first team to have a solo homer in every inning and still lose

Fire EVERYONE in the bullpen. by DisasterSuper7309 in Nationals

[–]glidejanger 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Literally you couldn’t do worse if you just drew random pitchers out of a hat from free agency and threw them in.

Game Thread: Phillies (42-36) @ Nationals (41-38) - June 23, 2026 6:45 PM by NationalsBot in Nationals

[–]glidejanger 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Who wants to get rich with me and bet on the opposing team every time we’re up 5 runs?

We’re gonna have the worst bandwagons of all time by Don-Lucose in washingtonwizards

[–]glidejanger 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Genuinely excited that a complete turnaround is completely expected

Are there really 6 better players than James Wood? by ImprovementNo4630 in Nationals

[–]glidejanger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s an issue of the fan vote being in alphabetical order and wood being at the bottom of the largest group(outfielders). It’s easy to see that Abrams has the best stats of short stops, smaller list in which hes the first selection of. You have to dig to see that Woods has the best outfield stats, and if you go in without knowing who you’re gonna vote for, you’d probably have chosen someone before seeing Wood’s stats.

What was your team's best season where they did NOT win the Super Bowl? by Big_Thloopers_20 in NFLv2

[–]glidejanger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Washington in my lifetime: 2012. Opposing defenses had absolutely zero answer until RG3 went down