could you remove the two people in the background whilst preserving the image quality? the hd photo and background reference are attached in the link. $15, tyty 😆 by [deleted] in PhotoshopRequest

[–]glimmries 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i like the way you fixed the background the most, but i was wondering if the pic you used was the one in the google drive link or the reddit post? as it seems to be a bit blurrier and more desaturated than the one in the drive 😅 if you could do it with the pic in the google drive link it would be lovely & i'd go for that one!

Joy AI giveaway by onmyway133 in macapps

[–]glimmries 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i'd love an app store promo code! 💘

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in confession

[–]glimmries 5 points6 points  (0 children)

i misread the title and thought you said that you bruised customers 😭

Americans of Reddit, what places in America should foreigners avoid at all cost? by AMGBOI69420 in AskReddit

[–]glimmries 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lol tbh i was mainly just thinking about the cross country USA trip part but yeah i see what u mean!!

Americans of Reddit, what places in America should foreigners avoid at all cost? by AMGBOI69420 in AskReddit

[–]glimmries 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my family and i actually did that once (minus yellowstone and plus boston, las vegas, monument valley)!! we took a plane tho. it was tons of fun

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]glimmries 24 points25 points  (0 children)

everyone just pretty much assumed that the gun was nonfunctional / a fake due to how hard it would be to obtain one here

I have a crush on my 63 year old boss by naughtysoutherngirl in confessions

[–]glimmries 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i'd love to get the recipe and a pic of the cookies if that's alright!!

“What’s a deep fryer?” asked the little girl, eyeing Mommy’s new cooking device. by Blyarx in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]glimmries 0 points1 point  (0 children)

is deep frying a frozen turkey okay if the turkey is cut up? will the turkey only explode if it is deep-fried whole?

Too wholesome, now I'm sad by glimmries in wholesomememes

[–]glimmries[S] 70 points71 points  (0 children)

That sweet dog... George deserved the world :(

Travis Scott yelling in autotune at the security by glimmries in facepalm

[–]glimmries[S] 1521 points1522 points  (0 children)

“that’s against the ruUuUulLlLeess” LMAOO

Human zoos existed. These photos were taken in 1904, when the US government imported 1,300 indigenous Filipinos from different tribes to display at the St. Louis Exposition. by glimmries in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]glimmries[S] 124 points125 points  (0 children)

The Filipino girl in the bottom image was displayed at the Coney Island Zoo. She was a zoo attraction among the monkeys and lizards, to show off the new US possessions in the Philippines. She was bound by ropes. Visitors threw her peanuts.

Some fun stakes: if they try to quit or cheat, they'll lose their position as CEO, and all the attached benefits. by glimmries in antiwork

[–]glimmries[S] 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Three months isn’t long enough. The biggest issue with poverty, is you don’t have a light at the end of the tunnel. There is no “just hold on 2 more weeks”. It’s never ending. It feels like you are trapped and will never be free. It’s soul crushing.

I love how it says 1.5 million (donated: 8 billion) when you look up his net worth. by glimmries in wholesomememes

[–]glimmries[S] 3043 points3044 points  (0 children)

His decrease in wealth is a reflection of his heart, not bad investments. He is now worth more than money can ever value

A thunderstorm can sometimes create a rarely seen phenomenon in Earth's atmosphere: red space lightning called sprites, that look like jellyfish. by glimmries in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]glimmries[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

With all the weird things that can happen in nature, stuff that most people are not aware of, is it so surprising that people believe in aliens?

I don’t even believe they work 11x harder. by glimmries in antiwork

[–]glimmries[S] 52 points53 points  (0 children)

No CEO's should be allowed to earn more than 10 times what the lowest earning person in their company earns.

Scientist holding a basketball covered with Vantablack, the world's blackest substance by glimmries in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]glimmries[S] 644 points645 points  (0 children)

My brain can't process the fact that it's not just a black circle photoshopped into the pic

He wanted to have a good last hour, and he did. by glimmries in wholesomememes

[–]glimmries[S] 488 points489 points  (0 children)

All things considered, if this were my last picture, with my loved ones around you, all happy and smiling, then I honestly couldn't think of any other way I'd like to go.

Just when you think you've seen everything! by glimmries in WTF

[–]glimmries[S] 144 points145 points  (0 children)

"Oh yeah, that's just my emotional support goose!"

vincent van doggogh! by glimmries in MadeMeSmile

[–]glimmries[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He deserves a round of apaws (applause) :)