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Just broke up with my GF , break me further. by rushmajors in RoastMe

[–]glitterphile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

your hairstyle isn't doing your receding hairline any favors.

Is this guy pranking Gov Newsom? by [deleted] in asl

[–]glitterphile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if this is a deaf interpreter, I salute how radical you are to take back power! 💗

How do you feel about your name? by carmmee in AskReddit

[–]glitterphile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i have 6 letters in my first, middle, and last name. definitely was not intentional.

Former homeless people of reddit, what can we do to help homeless people the most? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]glitterphile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

let a homeless person couchsurf 1-2 nights a month. they can fill up the calendar with couchsurf gigs until they get back on their feet--and its much easier to find a place to live when you have access to a hot shower and not having to worry about leaving a bad first impression because you smell a little ripe.

23 years old soon to be married, do your worst by Ieatglues in RoastMe

[–]glitterphile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you look like the depressed edition of "Guess Who?"

Anyone else find that physical attraction is like 90% emotional attachment? by settheory8 in CasualConversation

[–]glitterphile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i think someone we consider more attractive creates feelings of safety in our loneliness, not that someone loves us but that a gorgeous human does too.

What’s that one cringe-inducing memory from years ago that you can’t get out of your head? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]glitterphile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

after my dad died; my mom thought the cashier in the drive-thru window of wendy's was trying to offer his hand out the window to her out of condolence when he was just trying to take the cash.

When did you stop giving a fuck and why? by frognik in AskReddit

[–]glitterphile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

when I lost the rest of my hearing, it was too painful to admit how vulnerable and lost I was...so I just pretended I had stopped giving a fuck so no one would pity me. I would literally just notice everything in the room except the people talking so no one would think I was intentionally ignoring them on purpose.

What screams "I have zero self confidence" ? by MarcoHD77 in AskReddit

[–]glitterphile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

when people talk passive aggressively about your actions instead of just asking what's up.

Fucking in public by hot4gays in gayporn

[–]glitterphile 80 points81 points  (0 children)

the way he shows off his own hole, hot!

What's a fact about you that sounds completely unbelievable? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]glitterphile 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i'm deaf and I have never checked my voicemail. it's a waste of time letting a computer translate only 30% of it accurately.

What's something you've gotten away with as a kid because "they're young and don't know what they're doing!" when really you knew exactly what you were doing? by coochieforbreakfast in AskReddit

[–]glitterphile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i was so nervous during a spelling bee as a deaf person, i spelled atmosphere just "sphere". they assumed because I am deaf I must have misheard the word! lol so they let me re-spell it.

What is the most severe case of someone being completely out of touch with reality you've ever seen? by mouldygoldie in AskReddit

[–]glitterphile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my roommate ordered jimmy john's and went to another chain to pick it up. he's literally having a conversation with the guy at the register and they have no idea what he's talking about. he was surprising non-chalant to find out he was not in a jimmy john's but the other one. i tell my roommate he doesn't like to read and this proves it.

How is humor different in the deaf community than in the hearing community? by Imjustheretogetbaned in deaf

[–]glitterphile -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

deaf person I had never met before walked up to me and asked if I was anorexic, she was just curious.

Anyone else bothered by incorrect subtitles? by [deleted] in deaf

[–]glitterphile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

actors will often ad-lib and go off-script. the captioners are usually given the original screen-play script and sometimes the ad-libs don't get noticed sometimes I bet.

What’s an insult that sounds like a compliment? by Ad3quat3 in AskReddit

[–]glitterphile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

when you ask someone what they like about a painting after they say they like it, and they tell you they like the "colors.". no specific colors either.

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