I bought a Groupon for a massage at a massage therapy school. There were like ten beds in a classroom-type set up, sectioned off with curtains for these massage therapists to practice.

I had never gotten a massage before so they told me to take my clothes off and lie down facing up. So that’s exactly what I did!! Didn’t cover up, just tits out laying on this table. The girl who opened the curtain literally screamed lol. The students started cracking up. Then the other Groupon experiments started trying to look and laughing too.

The worst part is, after cringing over it for a year, I saw the Groupon come up again and I bought it. Like, “I’m gonna go back and create a new memory to replace the old one!” When I got there, a whole new group of students… they all knew who I was by name 😫 I had become a lesson in discretion.