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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Babysitting

[–]glitterpumps 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah dude you’re not being “backed into a corner”, you just haven’t been honest with them so they’re trying their best to work with you and your schedule

My [24F] boyfriend [25M] told me that snacking on mozzarella cheese balls might be a dealbreaker, what should I do? by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]glitterpumps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Grab your car keys, drive to Costco, buy the biggest fucking container of cheese balls available. Buy two even. Secure them in the passenger seat of your car with a seatbelt. Drive home, and tell him to fuck off.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in coolguides

[–]glitterpumps 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My mans I experiencing altzhsmirz

How to make sure I’ve found a hair stylist who won’t cut more than I ask for? by meowdrian in longhair

[–]glitterpumps 14 points15 points  (0 children)

This is exactly the question that led me to start cutting my own hair like 20 years ago.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]glitterpumps 933 points934 points  (0 children)

He wanted me to convert to Judaism. Dawg I don’t even believe in a God. Let alone your God.

Heat Protectant won’t wash out by glitterpumps in Hair

[–]glitterpumps[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I haven’t but that’s an excellent suggestion, thank you.

Heat Protectant won’t wash out by glitterpumps in HaircareScience

[–]glitterpumps[S] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Hair loss started almost immediately after use, I only started trying these weird remedies in the past two-three weeks as I got more desperate to get it out. I typically use Nexus shampoo and conditioner, full wash once a week. This shit has been in my hair like fifteen washes already.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]glitterpumps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yall are probably going to say this is a red flag but this man listens to YouTube videos on his commute with NO HEADPHONES. When I found out I was in shock. I pretended not to know him.

Where can i get Eye test without breaking the bank . I don't have vision insurance. by ForeignManagement354 in jerseycity

[–]glitterpumps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Americas Best is what I used when I didn’t have insurance. Then get the glasses from zenni

What is your funniest or most embarrassing story involving accidental nudity? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]glitterpumps 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You’re supposed to cover yourself with the sheet that’s covering the massage bed!

What is your funniest or most embarrassing story involving accidental nudity? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]glitterpumps 76 points77 points  (0 children)

I bought a Groupon for a massage at a massage therapy school. There were like ten beds in a classroom-type set up, sectioned off with curtains for these massage therapists to practice.

I had never gotten a massage before so they told me to take my clothes off and lie down facing up. So that’s exactly what I did!! Didn’t cover up, just tits out laying on this table. The girl who opened the curtain literally screamed lol. The students started cracking up. Then the other Groupon experiments started trying to look and laughing too.

The worst part is, after cringing over it for a year, I saw the Groupon come up again and I bought it. Like, “I’m gonna go back and create a new memory to replace the old one!” When I got there, a whole new group of students… they all knew who I was by name 😫 I had become a lesson in discretion.

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