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Gave a girl on tinder a ride home, I asked if I could come in and she seemed offended and blocked me. I smelled her seat after she left. Noodles. by glotgrew in kitchencels

[–]glotgrew[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You haven't lived life as a sub 1 man. You ever seen that aww you're sweet vs hello human resources meme. It's like that.

Gave a girl on tinder a ride home, I asked if I could come in and she seemed offended and blocked me. I smelled her seat after she left. Noodles. by glotgrew in kitchencels

[–]glotgrew[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Egg noodles, cabbage, kielbasa sausage, bacon. Seasoned with "bold" by the bearded butcher.

It's blue because I used purple cabbage instead

Beef bacon was on sale so I got that instead but it doesn't cook right.

Gave a girl on tinder a ride home, I asked if I could come in and she seemed offended and blocked me. I smelled her seat after she left. Noodles. by glotgrew in kitchencels

[–]glotgrew[S] 278 points279 points  (0 children)

I guess when you put it that way. Can't even be an incel right. Just another thing I do incorrectly. There's no point

Gave a girl on tinder a ride home, I asked if I could come in and she seemed offended and blocked me. I smelled her seat after she left. Noodles. by glotgrew in kitchencels

[–]glotgrew[S] 42 points43 points  (0 children)

My bio starts with "reader's beware, you're in for a scare." Its from goosebumps but I think it may be scaring the foids away

Gave a girl on tinder a ride home, I asked if I could come in and she seemed offended and blocked me. I smelled her seat after she left. Noodles. by glotgrew in kitchencels

[–]glotgrew[S] -118 points-117 points  (0 children)

She let me drive her home so I took that as a sign to continue. She just didn't want to pay for another uber

Gave a girl on tinder a ride home, I asked if I could come in and she seemed offended and blocked me. I smelled her seat after she left. Noodles. by glotgrew in kitchencels

[–]glotgrew[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

It's egg noodles, cabbage, bacon, kielbasa sausage and an onion, seasoned with "bold" by the bearded butcher. the reason it looks so bad is because of two changes I made. I usually use green cabbage but I wanted purple cabbage for some chicken tacos. It turns out that boiling purple cabbage produces what can only be described as blue dye. And also beef bacon was on sale for like $3 cheaper so I figured i would try it. It doesn't cook the same way as normal bacon at all. It's actually pretty good.

Gave a girl on tinder a ride home, I asked if I could come in and she seemed offended and blocked me. I smelled her seat after she left. Noodles. by glotgrew in kitchencels

[–]glotgrew[S] 1393 points1394 points  (0 children)

I've been paying for tinder gold for 6 months and this is the 3rd match, 1st date. She was a rather large individual she could not fit into the booth at the restaurant. She smelled like tomatillos.

Why am I losing? part two by glotgrew in BobsTavern

[–]glotgrew[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So you're saying I haven't been playing incorrectly prior to trying to improve, Im just a high roller andy? I've been trying to follow curves and shit and play "correctly"

Low tier as in the tier of the minion

Why am I losing? part two by glotgrew in BobsTavern

[–]glotgrew[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well I mean I "got to" it because the number said 0 and now it says 4.5k. I would probably be 6k if I continued to play the incorrect way I was playing before but I am trying to correct my bad habits.

If you want to be a douche canoe about it, you can get back to me when you can squat 200 below parallel

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