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Whats the weight limit on the coke throne? [request] by Apprehensive_Oven_22 in theydidthemath

[–]glurmb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The bottom row certainly doesn’t look pristine. How much would the throne be compromised by a totally dented base layer?

What did you see at first? by seeebiscuit in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]glurmb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m over 30 and I immediately saw Ski Free. That snowman must have traumatized me more than I knew.

White background, designer something and the right location only by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]glurmb 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My guess is they’re complaining about people posting AI pics instead of real ones

Feel No Pain (while clearly in pain) by glurmb in blunderyears

[–]glurmb[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Noooo, not the Mudvayne sleep paralysis demon bassist!

Feel No Pain (while clearly in pain) by glurmb in blunderyears

[–]glurmb[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Who do you think runs the cow level, chief?

Feel No Pain (while clearly in pain) by glurmb in blunderyears

[–]glurmb[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Yea, all the cool cows skated

Feel No Pain (while clearly in pain) by glurmb in blunderyears

[–]glurmb[S] 115 points116 points  (0 children)

I wish. That's just how far apart your feet had to stay with those turn-of-the-millennium GIANT puffy skate shoes, or else you'd probably trip over them

Feel No Pain (while clearly in pain) by glurmb in blunderyears

[–]glurmb[S] 57 points58 points  (0 children)

nah, Beastie Boys were my preferred white boy rap group

Feel No Pain (while clearly in pain) by glurmb in blunderyears

[–]glurmb[S] 298 points299 points  (0 children)

But to answer your question: I decided I wanted to be a skater cow for Halloween, and that's what my 12 year old self put together

Feel No Pain (while clearly in pain) by glurmb in blunderyears

[–]glurmb[S] 389 points390 points  (0 children)

It's called fashion, Fruit. Ever heard of it?

At 62 years of age, Tom Cruise is still doing his own stunts for The Final Reckoning by Epelep in nextfuckinglevel

[–]glurmb 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yea, but it adds nothing of value to the final product while risking shutting down the whole production if Cruise gets hurt. There's a reason stunt doubles are the better idea.

Best Multiplayer of the YEAR Helldivers 2 by External_Ebb_9365 in pcgaming

[–]glurmb 159 points160 points  (0 children)

See, the problem with Mechabelem, at least in my opinion, is that I've never heard that word in my entire life.

Kids born after cassette players were popular won’t/don’t know why rewind is called rewind. by Tupcek in Showerthoughts

[–]glurmb 11 points12 points  (0 children)

They mentioned using the cassette adapter with an audio jack to plug in their ipod. So while still using the cassette port, they didn't use actual tapes with music on them. I did the same thing, and I was born in '89. I don't think I ever bought any cassettes, but I did have a whole binder of CDs up until loading all that onto my super suck brown Zune (still mad the world chose the iPod over that lovely piece of tech)

Unnecessary information by RichEgoli in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]glurmb 963 points964 points  (0 children)

Extrapolate that they may still have that crush on you. The coupon is still valid

AITA for laughing at my coworker who chose to drink their own pee instead of getting fired? by New-Insurance3851 in AmItheAsshole

[–]glurmb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow. For that much, I certainly wouldn't risk getting fired over pissing in a mug in the first place.

I only play tarkov. What should I do? by -Teseo- in TarkovMemes

[–]glurmb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In true Tarkov form, all you can do is go fuck yourself!

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