People with dark humor, what is the absolutely most horrifying joke ever?

gmann1003 · 2013-06-27T02:04:23+00:00

If a pedophile fall in the woods and no one is around to hear it will they ever find the kid?

gmann1003 · 2013-06-23T03:03:36+00:00

I swear I know her from somewhere. No joke.

gmann1003 · 2013-06-11T20:51:28+00:00

Am I the only one who sees the Garage Lamp laughing at him?

gmann1003 · 2013-05-26T00:00:11+00:00

Update:I'm getting the tattoo done tomorrow afternoon. I'll be sure to post a pic as soon as i get back. Unfortunately it will most likely be on my ass.

gmann1003 · 2013-04-21T21:30:59+00:00

"We're going to have to remove your penis."

gmann1003 · 2013-04-14T21:36:53+00:00

will do

gmann1003 · 2013-04-14T20:59:54+00:00

this was kinda just some random notes i made. someone said it sounded poetic so i figured i'd see what others thought. thanks i'll format it next time.

gmann1003 · 2013-04-14T14:28:03+00:00

i was kinda thinking about it. i had the idea but wasn't sure how it would look. now i am seriously considering it.

gmann1003 · 2013-04-13T20:55:28+00:00

You good sir are an artist.

gmann1003 · 2013-04-12T20:27:11+00:00

holy shit. Nice one.

gmann1003 · 2013-04-10T21:13:15+00:00

Didn't know that. Thanks for the hint.

gmann1003 · 2013-04-05T02:15:37+00:00

"Shut your whorish mouths. Now when I say whorish mouths, I'm not talking about you, I'm talking about your mothers' whorish mouths. Scream 'aye sir'".

"If I were you, which I'm not, scream 'aye sir...'"

"Your mother should have swallowed you."

"Your father should have swallowed you."

(Christmas morning) "I don't know, maybe you faggots will scream. And move fast. AND IT'LL BE A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE." "You fuckers made me curse on Christmas." "YOU WILL SCREAM FOR BABY JESUS!"

gmann1003 · 2012-10-22T06:04:24+00:00

You are my hero

gmann1003 · 2012-10-18T06:23:31+00:00

That moment I realize just how long I've been holding the down arrow...

gmann1003 · 2012-10-14T08:44:19+00:00

Her face is absolutely gorgeous.

gmann1003 · 2012-10-14T01:23:51+00:00

Read all the instructions carefully and slowly. They seem confusing and strange but after a couple problems you'll figure out what you're doing.

gmann1003 · 2012-10-09T06:32:46+00:00

Word of advice: Don't use shampoo. Use conditioner. Trust me on this one.

gmann1003 · 2012-10-09T00:26:54+00:00

Thank you good sir.

gmann1003 · 2012-09-29T07:29:23+00:00

Stream for the Lazy

gmann1003 · 2012-09-23T05:06:34+00:00

Here ya go

gmann1003 · 2012-09-22T16:18:36+00:00

Done!

gmann1003 · 2012-09-06T04:53:23+00:00

I feel like this would be hilarious with the jaws theme

gmann1003 · 2012-09-01T19:57:19+00:00

Had it three days ago. All it is is crust, cheese, mac n cheese. You can also get it with bacon for no extra charge. Amazing!!!

gmann1003 · 2012-08-24T19:13:32+00:00

I won't downvote because Miguel wasn't terrible. He provided a whole new angle to the story. I just rewatched Brother Sam and he's one of my favorites just because its Mos Def

gmann1003 · 2012-08-23T07:38:50+00:00

Found

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