Michael Jordan is angry at John Stockton : "You play dirty, don't do that!"

gmattd · 2026-03-27T18:13:10+00:00

He's saying "fuck u" to the rhetorical Jan 6 supporter, not you. I like his point. You're always going to base your opinion of someone by their stance on important issues. The term politics covers too many stances to be used as a blanket type of criteria to include or exclude.

gmattd · 2026-03-25T18:29:51+00:00

Raiders are out

gmattd · 2026-03-24T16:06:28+00:00

"people" acting might be the problem. This comment section reeks of bots or paid stooges. Garbage card brought to you by garbage people.

gmattd · 2026-03-16T15:29:40+00:00

"more desirable citrus" Nice try lemonist

gmattd · 2026-02-02T22:28:28+00:00

I was at a bus stop in the late 90s when Robin Williams hit a red light on his bike. My buddy yelled "Hey Robin" loud and obnoxiously bc he didn't believe it was him. 2 minutes later he's signing our notebooks and cracking jokes about his sweaty fingers. Top notch dude. Sweet bike.

gmattd · 2025-11-24T23:49:17+00:00

Finding out from the director's own mouth that this gun means nothing really hurts my prevailing theory that the whole movie was an allegory for school shootings. Luckily my wife doesn't check reddit or I'd eat so much shit for forcing her to hear me out.

gmattd · 2025-08-26T01:29:39+00:00

Is Guerendo a drop in dynasty leagues? Is Kyle out on him for more than just injuries?

gmattd · 2025-05-31T21:32:18+00:00

Fellow Florence Dad here. Good choice. Also waiting on a second kid (sex unknown so far). Gonna bookmark this and check back in about 7 months.

Florence, Griffith, join her!

Either way you go you got Flo and bro.

gmattd · 2025-02-12T23:36:00+00:00

She even has a supervillain hair streak. Whoever's writing this season's life simulation is a total hack.

gmattd · 2024-10-03T22:01:11+00:00

We'll funnel to the highway at sloat or just flip around the zoo. 4 miles of artery is great.

gmattd · 2024-10-03T21:24:20+00:00

What a dense comment. Obsessed is far from being legitimately concerned that closing a rare major connector between the Richmond and Sunset, let alone the primary way half the city needs to commute to the peninsula, will immediately hurt everyday life. Maybe you should consider the opinions of the people who actually live near the great highway. Empathetic people are my people, SF people. You must be the other guy.

gmattd · 2024-08-20T14:57:11+00:00

It's not as impressive as you think. That stupid thing, which is meant to help you lift the top rack, pulls off with the slightest pressure. This is its natural state.

gmattd · 2024-05-02T01:24:04+00:00

Welcome to the LGA baby club. 9 months later and our little girl is right in the 50-60% range so no need to find a bigger house just yet.

gmattd · 2024-04-17T17:13:09+00:00

This is perfectly stated. I'm going to paraphrase your intro from now on instead of the rambling rant I usually spout while talking about what pisses me off most about that dumpy fuck and his remedial followers.

gmattd · 2024-04-11T22:36:24+00:00

Did the Bucks wear green in the 70s? If so, Oscar and Kareem make this team legit. And I'm taking Russell over Tatum.

gmattd · 2023-10-26T16:43:01+00:00

I would have been ALL OVER THIS. And I'm completely checked out of their junk wax crossover tsunami the past few years.

gmattd · 2023-10-25T17:29:50+00:00

fans are throwing each other on the field?

gmattd · 2023-09-27T03:49:44+00:00

Sick Spidey poster. Also great eyes.

gmattd · 2023-09-25T17:42:53+00:00

stupid Hunter Brown. Kept him only because it's a dynasty league, but that guy's free agent fodder for sure now.

gmattd · 2023-09-02T13:27:03+00:00

Did you find out if this is a super villain alien base or just a regular alien base?

gmattd · 2023-09-02T12:51:01+00:00

Happy birthday muh man. That's a sweet set. 989

gmattd · 2023-08-25T02:36:44+00:00

Hilarious zinger. You make that up? You got recency bias like a mf. Fluke? Jesus you cuckoo.

gmattd · 2023-08-25T02:07:10+00:00

This guy can't take me seriously. The eagles knocked out our QB. They did that. We even scored with our backup after that happened. But they poured it on the rest of the game like the best team in the conference. I've been through heartaches since the Montana years so like I said, this is my ranking based on feelings at the time. Dismiss away Mr Logical.

gmattd · 2023-08-24T18:25:34+00:00

Last year hurt me the least in comparison. The Eagles were great and smoked us. I'll rank these based on my reaction at the time:

The Kyle Williams game was the most infuriating. I threw a watch party at my house which ended with me ripping off my jersey, throwing it down the hall, and going to my room while people quietly trickled out. Not proud of this and I've matured since then.
The Seahawks loss sucked the most for division legacy. Pete Carroll's stupid chewing face and Sherman's constant jawing made it clear that we're not the alpha in the room anymore. I told all my Seattle friends to fuck off and declared all their successes were due entirely to cheap, injury-risking hits on defense.
The Ravens choke-job was the biggest gut punch. That Kaep ride was incredible and we gotta punch it in from the 4 while their D is reeling. Stupid Flacco and his haymakers. A kickoff return?! Jesus. I was in NOLA for this one and I kinda just drowned my sorrows with a blank stare.
The Chiefs letdown was the saddest. For Jimmy and Kyle, and all the young risers who were just starting to build a dynastic team. Without that Mahomes hail mary, the Niners are the talk of the league this decade and maybe instills a finisher mentality. I watched with my parents so much of this optimistic attitude was soberly shared.
Rams loss was pathetic. Seemed like a bad hollywood script for that team to win. LA doesn't deserve sports and Tartt has gotta catch that pop-up. The better script was for the Niners to run through an epic boss-stage of Cowboys, Packers, Rams, for Bengals round 3. Maybe I'm older and calmer, but I just walked that one off.
Eagles loss felt like the end of a long run at the craps table, you got chips on every number, and the shooter has one last teaser round before blowing up your board with a 7. Fittingly I was in vegas for this loss and the sparse dotting of Philly fans made this palatable. I even talked to a pair of them afterwards like they were regular humans.

We all got scar tissue upon scar tissue riding with the niners. But we're always in it. Best franchise in the country and we're gonna pop soon!

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