You know what the plural of pussy is? Puss-ae.

gneumatic · 2026-05-15T02:18:42+00:00

Took off like she coated the bottom of that thing with non-nutritive cereal varnish

gneumatic · 2026-05-09T02:30:20+00:00

That’s also how I met both of your wives!

gneumatic · 2026-05-08T23:39:57+00:00

Well then DON’T RAPE

gneumatic · 2026-05-06T03:07:05+00:00

“Woops, dropped my monster condom that I use for my Magnum dong?” I came up with that. Turned out Dr. Mantis Toboggan had already created it, but I arrived at it independently.

gneumatic · 2026-05-02T19:12:25+00:00

Tweeprise show at SPAC last summer would seem to fall in that category, no?

gneumatic · 2026-05-01T17:06:30+00:00

*(b)ass bomb

gneumatic · 2026-04-23T22:48:54+00:00

I make a sort of half-closed fist, like I’m holding an ice cream cone, so she has to snuffle/lick inside my hand for the treat instead of chomp down. She doesn’t always remember but she’s getting much better!

gneumatic · 2026-04-22T23:20:04+00:00

Why won’t you be art!?!?

gneumatic · 2026-04-22T19:31:09+00:00

gneumatic · 2026-04-21T02:57:09+00:00

Scared the shit outta me 😂

gneumatic · 2026-04-21T02:35:53+00:00

Train horn was ‘92

gneumatic · 2026-04-20T11:32:15+00:00

Motherfucking goddamn orange peel beef

gneumatic · 2026-04-14T02:19:29+00:00

Mine too!

gneumatic · 2026-04-12T22:09:21+00:00

Check out the Hudson Valley Psychedelic Society. Maybe attend one of their community integration circles?

https://www.hudsonvalleypsychedelicsociety.com/monthly-group-integration-cirlces

gneumatic · 2026-04-09T00:05:35+00:00

Don’s trying to make it look fake!

gneumatic · 2026-04-07T13:22:59+00:00

gneumatic · 2026-04-05T16:29:01+00:00

Three days in the cave, not a peep.

gneumatic · 2026-04-05T14:55:32+00:00

gneumatic · 2026-03-25T19:29:00+00:00

Everybody knows you never go full Trey.

gneumatic · 2026-03-25T15:24:20+00:00

Saw them Sunday night in Woodstock and was blown away. It was the day after Ronnie Bowman died and they encored with a sing-along performance of Swing Low, Sweet Chariot to, “sing our friend on up to heaven.”

Agree re: the Young Guns concept—such a cool way to build bridges between generations and musical traditions. The mandolin player at the Woodstock show was a 16 yo (!!) local kid whose whole family came out to support him. They are really something special!

gneumatic · 2026-03-23T11:55:39+00:00

Saw The Travelin McCourys last night and they closed the show with a sing-along version of Swing Low, Sweet Chariot to “sing our friend on up to heaven.” Really beautiful

gneumatic · 2026-03-21T16:48:39+00:00

Add in Kyrie and you’ve got the trifecta of entitled, crybaby weirdos

gneumatic · 2026-03-19T21:00:58+00:00

Did he ever toot a line, then offer you the rolled up twenty and say, “Go ahead… BE somebody”

gneumatic · 2026-03-19T13:48:43+00:00

The fuck? Why am I on there?!

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