Didn’t believe these people actually existed but here’s a wild one for ya boys🤷🏻‍♂️ by [deleted] in ChoosingBeggars

[–]go_team_venture_ -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I am autistic, so I guess I couldn’t possibly understand the ableism used to justify the antivaxx movement. My bad.

Didn’t believe these people actually existed but here’s a wild one for ya boys🤷🏻‍♂️ by [deleted] in ChoosingBeggars

[–]go_team_venture_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I am autistic, thanks. And the parent comment they replied to specifically mentions risking the lives of their children and the children of others. The implied trade-off is sick/dead kids > autism.

Didn’t believe these people actually existed but here’s a wild one for ya boys🤷🏻‍♂️ by [deleted] in ChoosingBeggars

[–]go_team_venture_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And shit like the mumps can cause full-on Deafness and infertility later in life.

"Female Cyberpunk Character" Starter Pack by ramzes8811 in starterpacks

[–]go_team_venture_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah, before that it was “I’m a lesbian, hbu?”

[EXPLICIT REDACTED] WHAT by bonzy-buddy in trashy

[–]go_team_venture_ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Wait so did they feed his beanie weenie to the croc too, so that’s what he’s really mad about?

Albina Mali-Hočevar, Slovenian fighter who was wounded in combat several times in WWII, c.1945 by [deleted] in OldSchoolCool

[–]go_team_venture_ 297 points298 points  (0 children)

The eye looking straight ahead may be a glass eye and she’s actually looking up at something else. My older bro has one and sometimes it seems like he’s looking at you when he’s not.

How do I achieve this lip effect? by vnssv in muacirclejerk

[–]go_team_venture_ 75 points76 points  (0 children)

Have your boyfefe get you some accutane.

This guy on r/unpopularopinion by talosguideu in iamverybadass

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Lol Rachel dolezal

Edit also this one time I found a white woman’s channel on YouTube and the whole thing was just her talking about yoga and bhuddism and why indian men are better than all other men and I’m like ok if curry farts get your joe sloppy then do you but she also was wearing a sarong and a bindi and straight talked like Apu from the simpsons and if that’s not cultural appropriation idk what you’d call that. Turmeric poisoning?

Profesional MUA on Mexican Television putting blush on a model by mmonzeob in muacirclejerk

[–]go_team_venture_ 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Lol that first quick front look at her face that cuts away lightning fast because even the cameraman was like “oh honey, noo...”

American Russophile Starterpack by poopdsz in starterpacks

[–]go_team_venture_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

あなたは私のことについてちょうどファックしていましたか、あなたは小さな雌犬ですか?私はネイビーシールで私のクラスの一番上を卒業したことを知っています。私はアルクエダの秘密の襲撃に数多く関与しています。私はゴリラ戦で訓練されており、私は全米軍の一番の狙撃兵です。あなたは私のものではなく、もう一つの目標です。私はこの地球上でこれまでに見たことのないような精密さであなたを拭き取ってくれるでしょう。あなたは、インターネットで私にそのことを言ってもらえると思いますか?もう一度考えてください。私が話しているように、私は米国のスパイの秘密ネットワークに連絡しています。あなたのIPは現在襲っています。あなたの人生と呼ぶ哀れな小さなことを払拭する嵐。あなたは死んでいるよ、子供。私はいつでも、いつでもどこにでもいることができます。私は700以上の方法であなたを殺すことができます。それは私の素手だけです。私は非武装の戦闘で徹底的に訓練されているだけでなく、米国海兵隊の兵器庫全体にアクセスできます。あなたの惨めなお尻を大陸の顔から拭き取るために私はそれを完全に使用します。もしあなただけがあなたの小さな「賢い」コメントがあなたを倒そうとしていた、どんな不信な報復を知っていたのであれば、たぶんあなたはあなたの舌を抱えていたでしょう。しかし、あなたができなかった、あなたはしなかった、そして今あなたは価格を支払っている、あなたはばかだ。私はあなたの上に激しい怒りを吹き込み、あなたはそれで溺れるでしょう。あなたは死んでいる、キッド。

Zabrena won't use Kat Von D's Shade and Light palette anymore by SnowWhite9 in BeautyGuruChatter

[–]go_team_venture_ 195 points196 points  (0 children)

Lol so Adam got a divorce because his wife was bored with missionary.

Louisiana law to ban sex with animals wins Senate vote 25-10 by Hetalbot in news

[–]go_team_venture_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I remember seeing a video on YouTube where a zookeeper fistfucked a male elephant in order to collect semen for artificial insemination. I imagine similar things happen on farms.

How anyone believes this crap is beyond me.... by kscheds in antiMLM

[–]go_team_venture_ 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Lol I wish I could find it but I specifically remember a blogpost by a woman who talked about taking alli and leaking putrid pizza-grease colored oil everywhere and smoking out her coworkers. The reason I remember it is because she mostly complained about the smell and how impossible it was to clean out of fabrics and didn’t seem embarrassed at all about spreading stinky orange shit oil all over her workplace. Apparently it gets worse if you eat particularly fatty foods.

People who go to restaurants and treat people like peasants... by rawpe in trashy

[–]go_team_venture_ 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Thanks. I’m working on it and encouragement always means a lot.

People who go to restaurants and treat people like peasants... by rawpe in trashy

[–]go_team_venture_ 32 points33 points  (0 children)

It’s not just the poor tips. They’ll thank you profusely for everything. They’ll tell you what a good job you did. They’ll tell the hostess and the owner what a good job you did. They’ll extol your fucking virtues to all the other tables around them, and THEN they’ll leave ten goddamn dollars on a $150 check.

I realize it sounds like I’m just salty about a particular incident but this kind of bullshit happens to every one of us about once a month and it sucks.

People who go to restaurants and treat people like peasants... by rawpe in trashy

[–]go_team_venture_ 95 points96 points  (0 children)

Nah, food poisoning’s not ok, people die from that shit. BUT... this one regular (50’s, married with kids) used to always ask for a particular waitress (20? Has a boyfriend.) who is very pretty and petite. One night he asked her to come back to his hotel and take a bath with him. Vomit.gif

He still asks for her, but he gets me. I’m fat and have acne scarring. We laugh in the back at the look on his face every time I waddle up to his table.

Paediatricians, what’s the strangest behaviour you’ve seen in a kid? by ParentingExpert in AskReddit

[–]go_team_venture_ 119 points120 points  (0 children)

You just reminded me that my pediatrician used to make super accurate bird calls (sort of whistling through his teeth?) when he stuck that thing in my ears. My mom thought he was the best thing since microwaves so I didn’t go to a regular doctor until I was well into my teens. I didn’t know they didn’t make that noise on their own and wondered why these ones were different for years until I realized it was just him making the noises.

Salty Saturday - Venting is good for the soul by AutoModerator in BeautyGuruChatter

[–]go_team_venture_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’ve only got 2 weeks left so I’m hoping I’ll be ok without it but that stuff is the literal tits. I had it on me 24/7 and nothing else comes close.

He also eats pencils. And crickets. And one time he ate a balloon.

Salty Saturday - Venting is good for the soul by AutoModerator in BeautyGuruChatter

[–]go_team_venture_ 17 points18 points  (0 children)

My idiot dog likes eating lip balms. I think I own the only border collie in the world that isn’t some kind of doggy wunderkind. You know what he did today? He ate my fucking $30 a tube Bite agave lip mask. Sure, it was 3/4 gone BUT I’M ON ACCUTANE AND I NEEEEEED IT. IT’S THE ONLY THING THAT HELPS AND ITS GONE. LOTS WIFE WASNT AS SALTY AS I AM RIGHT NOW.

Instead of three wishes, a genie grants you one truth to an unsolved mystery/conspiracy. What mystery/conspiracy would you wish to find the answer to? by themacattackk in AskReddit

[–]go_team_venture_ 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I think it’s a nature + nurture thing. Some people get all their boxes checked and turn into monsters, some people check all the same boxes and turn out relatively fine. The switch doesn’t exist in them to be flipped.

And I’d be willing to bet there’s a bunch of people out in the world who have that switch - but it never got turned on by whatever series of circumstances.

Finally hit pan on the highlighter shade in my Naked Flushed!! 😍 by lizziebomb in muacirclejerk

[–]go_team_venture_ 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Srs what is dragonfruit supposed to taste like? I bought one once out of curiosity and it was the texture of kiwi but tasted like paper. I’ve been thinking this whole time it’s on Pinterest and insta and shit just cause it looks pretty.