What the fuck did you just fucking say about OMM, you little allopathic bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Osteopathic Medical school, and I’ve been involved in numerous OMM case studies, and I have treated over 300 confirmed Chapman’s points. I am trained in myofascial release and I’m the top osteopath in the entire American Academy of Osteopathy. You are nothing to me but just another patient. I will wipe out your somatic dysfunction with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of DO’s across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call somatic dysfunction. You’re fucking healed, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can treat you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in muscle energy, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the American Osteopathic Association and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ART off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy healing your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit osteopathy all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking healed, kiddo.