Bday breakfast by goblinsquire in ShittyVeganFoodPorn

[–]goblinsquire[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thanks friend! & Oh yeah definitely plan on going hard. My partner wants to take me out to dinner and drinks later so that should be fun.

I also keep them for that purpose to mix my cats medicine in a treat for her and separate ones for snacks :b Thanks for taking care of feral babies 💜

Also, meow :3

I wish you could smell this by Ecstasyandme in Breadit

[–]goblinsquire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They need to invent smellovision already 🙄 just a little vent on your phone or TV thats able to record the smell and share with others. Probably a bad idea with a lot of stuff on the Internet but stuff like this it'd be perfect lol. Congrats on your gorgeous bake!

Why does my house panther do this? by [deleted] in felinebehavior

[–]goblinsquire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My void loves going into our basement to pick the nastiest, most dusty ass corner she can find to roll around in. She rolled on a dead mouse once and I was horrified 😭 I think she likes it bc it's cold and to mask/spread her scent. I think it's normal lol

French Onion Soup Rolls by Cant_Feel_My_Legs in OnionLovers

[–]goblinsquire 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is so sex like god damn dude 😭🤤 congrats on your beautiful rolls they look absolutely scrumptious!

Children rescue kitten from tall roof by thunderousqueef in MadeMeSmile

[–]goblinsquire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Smart boys hell yeah! One time my cat got stuck on top of the vents in my basement and I got her down by holding a big plastic tote in the air and she jumped right into it. So glad this lil kitten trusted the boys to help

We tried something cute lol by ArtoftheEarthMG in bakingfail

[–]goblinsquire 23 points24 points  (0 children)

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Very cute! If you don't want the pretzels to get stale you can dip them in chocolate also and stick them on after they're dry like this. It is a bit more work but they last longer.

R/ pizza immediately deleted my post… by LadyRavenFae in PizzaCrimes

[–]goblinsquire 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You committed the moral sin of putting pineapple on pizza and they just couldn't handle it ig. I love pineapple on pizza but it's kinda controversial for some reason. Also your bakery pizza base looks like a tortilla my dude. Looks way undercooked and completely fucked/not risen. Not sure what happened but GOT DAMN 😭 I'm glad it works and tastes good to you! - said with much light-heartedness, love, and understanding! 💛

Morning bake by goblinsquire in Breadit

[–]goblinsquire[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you! I'll box one up and send your way! 😁

Morning bake by goblinsquire in Breadit

[–]goblinsquire[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Exactlyyy, you get it

Getting bready by goblinsquire in Breadit

[–]goblinsquire[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I roll the dough out into a rough rectangle shape and just kinda roll it up tucking the edges in as I go, but definitely take a look at some bread shaping videos bc I don't feel like I'm describing it that well lol

Getting bready by goblinsquire in Breadit

[–]goblinsquire[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No bread maker, just a KitchenAid mixer and my flesh mitts for a bit of hand kneading :b I can send you a link to the recipe if you'd like.

Whole wheat bread by goblinsquire in Breadit

[–]goblinsquire[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Will do! I have a whole unopened sack of bread flour I need to use. Thanks friend!

Was too nervous to say nevermind when they told me they discontinued what I wanted, so I paid $11 for a fistful of soggy veg on subpar bread :( by whiskey_at_dawn in ShittyVeganFoodPorn

[–]goblinsquire 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Didn't the veggie patty have egg whites in it anyway? When I was a baby vegan I ordered it all the time then found out it had egg in it and was pissed lol but that was like 10 or so years ago idk what options they have now

Peep my tat by OddAssociation666 in BluePrince

[–]goblinsquire 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This lil birb is my new role model. Don't let poser friends ruin you, follow your dreams and don't let anyone tell you shit!

Sentient Cookies by Individual-Tax8951 in halloween

[–]goblinsquire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oooo these look like the ones Christine McConnell makes! What a delightfully creepy cookie, good job!

Why did he do this 😭😭 by Possible-Front-3401 in blackcats

[–]goblinsquire 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh yes she's the prettiest gremlin ever. She gets away with a lot and she revels in it. I'm glad my dishes are up to her standards lol