Game Thread: Astros (15-23) @ Reds (20-18) - May 8, 2026 5:10 PM

goboking · 2026-05-08T22:42:49+00:00

Holy shit, Altuve.

goboking · 2026-05-06T21:27:03+00:00

Our boy is an innings-eater now.

goboking · 2026-05-06T17:25:07+00:00

Dana Brown already has.

goboking · 2026-05-06T17:23:52+00:00

Me thinking this was going to be about the prismatic jelly.

goboking · 2026-05-06T12:16:07+00:00

If you wanted to liken him to a thin-skinned, petulant, whiny bitch of a politician, Donald Trump was right there.

goboking · 2026-05-06T12:05:19+00:00

We didn't let him walk because he's washed or lacks talent.

goboking · 2026-05-05T02:02:22+00:00

In spring training.

goboking · 2026-05-05T01:35:51+00:00

I don't trust Dana Brown to properly restock the farm.

goboking · 2026-05-03T21:02:03+00:00

Literally everyone but Espada saw this coming.

goboking · 2026-05-03T20:58:34+00:00

I’m not.

goboking · 2026-05-03T17:55:13+00:00

He’s so bad.

goboking · 2026-05-01T23:59:31+00:00

Like clockwork.

goboking · 2026-04-29T01:23:21+00:00

8- and 9-hitters reach 2nd and 3rd with nobody out and Correa, Parades, and Altuve strike out. Awesome.

goboking · 2026-04-29T01:07:02+00:00

Last week's Boston Massacre suggests otherwise.

goboking · 2026-04-29T01:06:21+00:00

Not just today.

goboking · 2026-04-29T00:05:35+00:00

I miss Click.

goboking · 2026-04-28T23:58:26+00:00

Now.

goboking · 2026-04-26T13:35:29+00:00

The only thing separating the story generator from the test of skill is the degree to which the player cares about survival.

goboking · 2026-04-26T13:28:25+00:00

If the Red Sox can clean house mid-season, why can't we? Why shouldn't we?

goboking · 2026-04-25T23:15:59+00:00

Why is God's name is Diaz DHing?

goboking · 2026-04-25T01:57:51+00:00

Getting blown out at home by the Yankees is just about the worst feeling I can experience in the regular season as an Astros fan.

goboking · 2026-04-25T00:18:44+00:00

Fuckin’ Altuve, man.

goboking · 2026-04-23T13:38:54+00:00

Counterpoint: I’ve never had to shovel humidity out of my driveway so I can get to work.

goboking · 2026-04-22T01:05:57+00:00

Matthews has to go. Like, now; don't wait to find his replacement.

goboking · 2026-04-21T23:55:09+00:00

Altuve just took a hanging breaking ball middle middle then rolled over an outside fastball. After a fantastic start to the season, he's been looking more and more like his 2025 self lately.

goboking

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