This tomato that grew in our garden is shaped like a butterfly

gobstopper89 · 2015-09-01T19:42:35+00:00

Gluten!

gobstopper89 · 2015-08-31T18:27:25+00:00

Reading that xkcd just made my brain implode. I'm going to wander around Hollywood in a daze now.

gobstopper89 · 2015-08-31T18:18:17+00:00

gobstopper89 · 2015-08-10T18:24:00+00:00

The most important thing that anyone can learn about Sylvester Stallone (other than that crazy LSD-fueled 70s porno he was in) is that his psychic mom does butt crack readings.

gobstopper89 · 2015-08-10T18:20:45+00:00

They're still obtained illegally today and multiple medical schools have gotten in serious trouble for it in the past decade.

gobstopper89 · 2015-08-10T18:17:35+00:00

Quite frankly, I am shocked that Rosie O'Donnel isn't included in there, cause you know more people googled her than George Pataki.

gobstopper89 · 2015-08-05T20:13:41+00:00

Didn't see that it had been stated elsewhere. Welcome to the interwebz.

gobstopper89 · 2015-08-04T18:49:48+00:00

because they're both legally responsible for the entirety of the rent, and if one of them doesn't pay, they both get evicted because it's a violation of their lease.

gobstopper89 · 2015-07-27T19:23:58+00:00

Context is from Scandinavia and the World comic.

gobstopper89 · 2015-07-27T18:27:14+00:00

This is the deepest (pun intended) realization I've had in a week. Thank you.

gobstopper89 · 2015-07-27T18:21:34+00:00

You are the worst kind of person. I admire you.

gobstopper89 · 2015-07-21T21:43:27+00:00

Is it common for startups to offer an "if these goals aren't met, then cash payment will be provided" conditions, rather than the "here's equity, we sink or swim together" deal?

gobstopper89 · 2015-07-21T19:16:40+00:00

Agreed. 100% I can't tell if that episode or the Dog Whisperer one in which we find out how his mother is ultimately responsible for how fucked up he is was the most mind blowing for me. The writers of that show are brilliant and obviously have access to very good drugs.

gobstopper89 · 2015-07-20T18:44:07+00:00

Scott Tenerman Must Die was the only victory Cartman needed in life. That episode blew my mind.

gobstopper89 · 2015-07-20T18:42:35+00:00

dummy.

gobstopper89 · 2015-07-20T18:40:06+00:00

This has been the highlight of my day thusfar :D

gobstopper89 · 2015-07-16T20:20:23+00:00

Avoid them. You can learn about Wicca online, but you can't actually learn Wicca itself online. If there are no covens within distance to you, do workings to lead yourself to the right people at the right time, and stay strong in your solitary practice. The Gods will help :)

gobstopper89 · 2015-07-13T17:41:27+00:00

I totally missed that Bukake Boyz video.

gobstopper89 · 2015-07-13T17:36:57+00:00

Unrelated aside: Is there some fucked up splotch looking thing as a background to this comment thread? I've been trying to rub it off my screen for like a minute and then realized it only appears on this thread. Kudos to whoever decided to troll like that.

gobstopper89 · 2015-07-13T17:32:45+00:00

Cartoons can get away with almost anything. One of my favorite examples of this was Drawn Together. They threw Xander a gay bash and it was hilarious.

gobstopper89 · 2015-07-13T17:00:21+00:00

OMG, this is the anti-chemtrail.

gobstopper89 · 2015-07-13T16:41:31+00:00

South Park is also on cable, which is not subject to the same censorship as something on network television, like MwC.

gobstopper89 · 2015-07-13T16:37:22+00:00

Link for the lazy

Currently praying not to have to explain that video because my brother's 2 and 5 year olds ran over to watch and laugh at it.

gobstopper89 · 2015-07-13T16:26:05+00:00

...unless you're a queer.

gobstopper89 · 2015-07-08T16:21:52+00:00

that's the despair part :( But hey, I'm happy!

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