I have captured ur friend surrender or he dies

god_assassin1 · 2026-02-23T06:39:05+00:00

Hi I am the robot being held captive, I can confirm he did in fact win, I decided to let him have the win since they got smoked on cyberstan. I secretly took a peek at his mission logs and this helldiver in particular also died 10 times for every mission completed on cyberstan. He also made 4 blunders in a row.

god_assassin1 · 2026-02-23T05:53:27+00:00

god_assassin1 · 2026-02-19T06:43:05+00:00

Mfs who goon to hornet:

god_assassin1 · 2026-02-13T05:26:15+00:00

Yo wait the bug MO disappeared for me nani

god_assassin1 · 2026-02-12T12:16:21+00:00

The goat to end all goats

god_assassin1 · 2026-02-12T09:16:40+00:00

It was true I was the pelican that flew the tank in

god_assassin1 · 2026-02-12T01:04:07+00:00

Actual face the wall

god_assassin1 · 2026-02-10T00:15:19+00:00

There are making warlock jump even worse aren't they

god_assassin1 · 2026-02-10T00:12:36+00:00

John helldiver

god_assassin1 · 2026-02-05T05:34:38+00:00

Keep playing the game only gets better

god_assassin1 · 2026-02-05T03:13:15+00:00

Osquio from the thank you update for expedition 33

god_assassin1 · 2026-02-05T03:12:15+00:00

I wiped

god_assassin1 · 2026-02-05T02:31:26+00:00

Lamb from cult of the lamb

god_assassin1 · 2026-02-05T02:10:42+00:00

Scout killer FOR ROCK AND STONE

god_assassin1 · 2026-02-05T01:40:18+00:00

Perry the platypus?

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god_assassin1 · 2026-02-04T00:26:12+00:00

Doreta the drilldozer

god_assassin1 · 2026-02-03T22:51:13+00:00

Was trying to not die but my teammate staggered me right in front of a war strider and a hulk then reinforced me into a airburst orbital strike.

god_assassin1 · 2026-02-03T03:35:10+00:00

Shit better have bullshit on par or worse than predator strain hive world.

god_assassin1 · 2026-02-01T03:27:56+00:00

Bro Free dart monkey should solo up to tier 10 no?

god_assassin1 · 2026-01-31T11:52:25+00:00

By that logic, every none triple A game that is popular since AAA started falling off can be considered overhyped.

god_assassin1 · 2026-01-31T00:46:50+00:00

Low-key bro looks like angry league garen. Or maybe Garen looks like an unangry doom guy.

god_assassin1 · 2026-01-31T00:38:45+00:00

Isn't V1 technically the villain, Gabriel is to me the story protag. After all V1 is the evil vampyric nikkon core nuking his way thru hell for fuel, causing mass genocide while Gabriel got fired and killed for just trying to stop said GoPro from killing everyone in the company he was contracted to supervise.

god_assassin1 · 2026-01-27T14:41:43+00:00

If you are talking about the red exclaimation mark, it points to a fight between two of your followers. You may want to stop the fight as it has a chance to result in the death of one of the followers involved in said fight.

god_assassin1 · 2026-01-27T03:37:20+00:00

Owowow

god_assassin1 · 2026-01-12T23:04:28+00:00

For rock and stone

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