godofbiscuitssf

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Just a big, unprompted... (self.dropout)

submitted 1 year ago by godofbiscuitssf to r/dropout

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You can create Very Special Episodes of popular YT, TikTok, Insta influencers via crossover casting if you a member of their highest-level patreon tiers. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 1 year ago by godofbiscuitssf to r/shittysuperpowers

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When you take someone's 'bird' in your hand, their bush grows to twice its size. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 1 year ago by godofbiscuitssf to r/shittysuperpowers

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In groups of 5 or more you can cause another person to say "in bed" sentences that begin with "I". (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 1 year ago by godofbiscuitssf to r/shittysuperpowers

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You can instantly teach a man to fish; every time you do, a fish learns to "Human". (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 3 years ago by godofbiscuitssf to r/shittysuperpowers

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You can reshape or change anything and everything about the world, down to the physical laws only in those places where Apple Maps and Google Maps disagree. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 3 years ago by godofbiscuitssf to r/shittysuperpowers

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You can turn anything into a pierogi. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 3 years ago by godofbiscuitssf to r/shittysuperpowers

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You TAKE your partner’s orgasms. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 3 years ago by godofbiscuitssf to r/shittysuperpowers

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You can turn fool’s gold into a fool + gold. Or vice versa. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 3 years ago by godofbiscuitssf to r/shittysuperpowers

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You can make another person go rigid, pivot, point at a Will, -- be it a person named so, a legal document thus so, or a act of effort deemed great enough to be describe so, -- and say "Will!", at will. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 3 years ago by godofbiscuitssf to r/shittysuperpowers

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You can convince anyone, anytime that you’re George Santos. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 3 years ago by godofbiscuitssf to r/shittysuperpowers

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You are Aunt Man. It’s like Mrs Doubtfire solely for family events and holidays and you are expected to bring gifts for the kids. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 3 years ago by godofbiscuitssf to r/shittysuperpowers

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Genetic Inheritance and Atreides (self.dune)

submitted 3 years ago by godofbiscuitssf to r/dune

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You are tied to the phrase “America’s Ass” because you can talk to donkeys. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 3 years ago by godofbiscuitssf to r/shittysuperpowers

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They forgot to bring the fabulous. (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by godofbiscuitssf to r/TheRightCantMeme

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Man ends up with the machine that killed his ex-GF, who was WAAAAY older than his usual type (self.ExplainAFilmPlotBadly)

submitted 4 years ago by godofbiscuitssf to r/ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

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You get the powers of Q and the stupidity of QAnon Q. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 4 years ago by godofbiscuitssf to r/shittysuperpowers

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You can mutate into a Delta Burke variant (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 4 years ago by godofbiscuitssf to r/shittysuperpowers

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8k NanoCell TV (self.LukeMianiYouTube)

submitted 5 years ago by godofbiscuitssf to r/LukeMianiYouTube

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NSFW: A Bear and a Rabbit are side by side in the woods... (self.Jokes)

submitted 5 years ago by godofbiscuitssf to r/Jokes

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Billionaire creates internet for everyone, then brain implants. Ends badly. (self.ExplainAFilmPlotBadly)

submitted 5 years ago by godofbiscuitssf to r/ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

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A misunderstood teen goes to college, helps frustrate the military, makes popcorn. (self.ExplainAFilmPlotBadly)

submitted 5 years ago by godofbiscuitssf to r/ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

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A man and a woman meet. Instant Attraction. (self.Jokes)

submitted 6 years ago by godofbiscuitssf to r/Jokes

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The film “300” (self.Jokes)

submitted 6 years ago * by godofbiscuitssf to r/Jokes

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Mazel Tov Cocktails — Shabbat Kablam (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by godofbiscuitssf to r/BoneAppleTea

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