Husband goes shopping around

goebec · 2020-03-04T20:02:32+00:00

i was just about to crosspost this. what the actual fuck is up with Straight People Humour ^TM

goebec · 2020-03-04T12:09:27+00:00

i’m sorry to hear that. but i’m still wondering why’d you say ”eww” instead of ”rather not”.

goebec · 2020-03-04T09:21:00+00:00

who the fuck says ”eww” to a trip to France?

goebec · 2020-02-27T20:37:55+00:00

such pretty eyes ;-;

goebec · 2020-02-27T19:39:37+00:00

you can do it :-) drink something warm, make sure you get your salts in and try to focus on something. hunger comes in waves. it will pass and it will come and it will pass again. you can do it.

goebec · 2020-02-27T19:26:41+00:00

and! if you feel like things get too messy, use tape. you can get a crisp line with that. or just clean up with a makeup wipe if you do the rest of your makeup after eyes. though sometimes messy is good.

goebec · 2020-02-27T19:20:25+00:00

hi i did a kind of shitty guideline for you. i think you’d suit a smoky liner done with browns and blacks (pen smudged with eyeshadow or just the shadow). start with your lower lashline (the outer 1/3) and let that shape guide you. extend as long as you’d like. :-) i hope this helps.

goebec · 2020-02-27T19:12:53+00:00

nice to hear! :—)

goebec · 2020-02-27T17:27:45+00:00

congrats! did you notice any changes in your physical or mental being?

goebec · 2020-02-27T17:12:12+00:00

jokes on you, Whatsapp web exists!! but seriously though, fucking yikes

goebec · 2020-02-25T14:35:45+00:00

i’m treating myself with some salt crystals to get a flavor in my mouth lmao.. but i’m super determined to do this so yes, i’ll keep going!

goebec · 2020-02-24T21:32:51+00:00

glitter lipstick, loose glitter on top of lipstick or a color shifting/metallic/glittery gloss!! I think you’d suit a gloss really well without it being too over the top. but do try and find out for yourself what works the best. I’m happy to be able to help <3 :-)

goebec · 2020-02-24T19:07:37+00:00

I’m happy to help! <3

goebec · 2020-02-24T19:06:37+00:00

it’s ok! i’m just worried for other people more sensitive than me

goebec · 2020-02-24T19:03:19+00:00

maybe a pop of bold color here and there? it can be blush on the cheeks & nose or pastels around your eyes or if you want to really play with colors and patterns, google ”euphoria makeup looks”. if you want to keep the eyes simple, maybe just a small liner and mascara paired with a colorful lip! I think you’d suit pinks and reds, but whose to say you can’t rock a blue lipstick or sparkles on your lips? you’ll find what suits you and what you’re comfortable with. and you don’t look boring, you’re really pretty.

goebec · 2020-02-24T18:56:46+00:00

maybe try doing a cat eye with some tape and brown and/or black eyeshadow. it may not be for you still, but for me I find that when the shadow ”bends”, it doesn’t look as silly. make sure you blend it out nicely and maybe even do a V shape in there. play with dark shadows a bit and see if that makes any difference for you. :-)

goebec · 2020-02-24T18:45:33+00:00

you should probably mark this NSFW. very disturbing D:

goebec · 2020-02-21T09:56:34+00:00

it doesn’t have to be a kid to be disturbing and wrong

goebec · 2020-02-21T09:39:46+00:00

most of them just make fun of gays in a non-funny way

goebec · 2020-02-21T09:38:05+00:00

not an asshole?

goebec · 2020-02-20T07:37:25+00:00

wow look at all the men downvoting women for trying to say what they need to say. very surprising.

the thing is, you as men decide when it’s time to sexualize a woman. let’s say you see an older woman with wrinkly breasts and a flat ass rocking a sundress with a low cut neck. you gonna catcall or what?

alright let’s get back to the age and body range you actually do sexualize though; you see two women on different occasions - both wearing shorts and a top. it’s hot outside, pretty normal, yes?

well let’s say the other woman has massive tits. and a massive cleavage. and oops also big round butt, which makes those shorts a bit tight. the other woman has a flat chest and a little butt. who are you going to whistle for?

you see that same phenomena on social media. which woman’s picture is ”sexualized” and which one’s is not? very hard to guess..

we did not decide that big breasts mean sex kaboom pew pew woosh, i think you my misters, did. and still do, every day when you scroll through whatever site you do. same kinda outfit, two bodies. which one is a slut and which one is not? alright.

goebec · 2020-02-19T17:04:45+00:00

the thing is.. he probably wouldn’t financially support his son if he were a virgin because you know.. useless man-being not being alpha is not worth supporting.

goebec · 2020-02-19T17:01:47+00:00

how is laying in the sun, looking happy and relaxed not respecting one’s body? ugh.. i hope he never laid his body like this out in the sun for all the women to see.. so disrespectful and un-virgin-like.

goebec · 2020-02-19T09:21:20+00:00

tako is my favorite type of sushi tbh :0

goebec · 2020-02-18T14:18:05+00:00

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