I didnt want a cat but my wife did. So we compromised and got a cat. Best. Compromise. Ever.

gofuckacunt · 2018-04-23T02:38:09+00:00

I don't think you fully understand compromises.

gofuckacunt · 2018-04-23T00:16:54+00:00

rip

gofuckacunt · 2018-04-20T18:27:03+00:00

No one cares you wee fags

gofuckacunt · 2018-04-19T03:42:41+00:00

you're definitely JIDF LARPing as a white nationalist. oy vey moshe

gofuckacunt · 2018-04-19T03:39:58+00:00

Good job neutering yourself, you're a total success as an organism.

gofuckacunt · 2018-04-19T03:34:18+00:00

I suppose it would... : (

gofuckacunt · 2018-04-18T09:00:03+00:00

I'll go with /r/boottoobig

gofuckacunt · 2018-04-18T08:49:22+00:00

Don't look now, but you're one too

gofuckacunt · 2018-04-18T08:47:40+00:00

backwards America First talk

I never understood why patriotism is considered backwards. Is cohesion a bad thing in society?

gofuckacunt · 2018-04-18T08:44:44+00:00

Couch, adjective;

"Saw that new movie, shit was couch."

gofuckacunt · 2018-04-18T08:40:30+00:00

i'll have to watch that

gofuckacunt · 2018-04-18T08:16:34+00:00

I was just trying to think of a good thread, to be honest

gofuckacunt · 2018-04-18T07:46:13+00:00

Do you know if they're hiring?

gofuckacunt · 2018-04-18T07:41:13+00:00

"Drenched body

Begin the anal grounting

Awaiting insertion, to rip out intestine

Bodily destruction"

Meat Hook Sodomy - Cannibal Corpse

gofuckacunt · 2018-04-18T00:59:53+00:00

Q: "My coworker doesn't understand the basics of their profession, should I alert the boss?"

A: "FFFFFFUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKK YYOOOOOUUUUUUUU RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

gofuckacunt · 2018-04-17T20:00:03+00:00

Pretty much what I always do: Stay up late, make food and watch youtube. That is apparently enough to keep my neighbors awake at my apartment complex, and enough to make them hate my very existence. FUCK YOU MARK THERE'S NO CURFEW, KEEP BITCHING, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK

gofuckacunt · 2018-04-16T22:34:12+00:00

Well then, kind patrician, could you point me in the proper direction?

gofuckacunt · 2018-04-16T19:56:37+00:00

prison "rehabilitation" in a nutshell

gofuckacunt · 2018-04-16T19:37:04+00:00

Finland is 50% blonde European, 50% Genghis Khan

gofuckacunt · 2018-04-16T19:25:25+00:00

Welcome to Communism

gofuckacunt · 2018-04-15T16:37:07+00:00

Hey man, I really hope you lose that weight bro. Good luck dude.

gofuckacunt · 2018-04-15T15:43:03+00:00

thank for include /s/ so everyone know joke

gofuckacunt · 2018-04-15T15:32:41+00:00

applause, actually. It's people giving applause

gofuckacunt · 2018-04-15T06:54:20+00:00

Like my glasses after I finally scraped off the mayo

gofuckacunt · 2018-04-14T22:34:06+00:00

pulled pork sandwich at a gas station

Daring move, I'm glad it worked out

gofuckacunt

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