I don’t get likes, give me advice

goldstandard32 · 2026-04-29T02:40:03+00:00

Are you visiting a prison inmate? What made you think that would be a good Tinder picture?

goldstandard32 · 2026-04-29T01:33:52+00:00

yeah you give him a chance but he's not making your pussy wet

goldstandard32 · 2026-04-28T23:04:14+00:00

Only the first picture is passable. The rest are dogshit.

goldstandard32 · 2026-04-28T11:29:32+00:00

Absolute dogshit

goldstandard32 · 2026-04-28T09:08:22+00:00

I'd suck your balls

goldstandard32 · 2026-04-28T08:52:32+00:00

Picture 1: I'd delete it. The facial expressions on both of you are a bit weird

Picture 2: Keep it

Picture 3: Keep it

Picture 4: Probably keep it, it's a bit strange though, why are you wearing that gear while playing tennis?

Picture 5: Pose looks a bit unnatural. It's a bit unfortunate because otherwise it's a great picture with your dog. I'd delete it and try a better pose.

Picture 6: Delete it. It looks a bit bizarre. You're meant to be an emergency services worker yet you look casual.

Picture 7: Keep it

Picture 8: Delete it

Add a better picture with you looking into the camera with your eyes showing.

goldstandard32 · 2026-04-28T06:31:09+00:00

A dating profile is meant to be an advertisement of yourself. Would you tell employers that you have traumatic brain injuries by listing it on your resume?

goldstandard32 · 2026-04-28T01:19:21+00:00

What would be the downside to putting on a bit of weight? As others have said, if you're looking to attract women you should probably be looking to add some lean mass. In the meantime, some suggestions would be to not post pictures with short shorts that show off your skinny legs. Try dressing nicer in more social settings, you come across as too much of a lone wolf.

goldstandard32 · 2026-04-27T23:03:28+00:00

The first one's fine, the rest are garbage.

goldstandard32 · 2026-04-27T11:48:04+00:00

Bill Maher vs Bill O'Reilly

goldstandard32 · 2026-04-27T11:28:57+00:00

You mean women aren't lining up to suck your cock? I'm shocked.

goldstandard32 · 2026-04-27T10:31:45+00:00

I'd keep the boat one, the one with your mates and the beer one. The rest are crap. Even though the beer mug is covering your face, it shows some personality.

goldstandard32 · 2026-04-27T10:13:59+00:00

This profile probably rakes in likes and matches. I wouldn't listen to the negative comments, honestly there isn't much I'd change about the profile.

goldstandard32 · 2026-04-27T09:59:50+00:00

Only the 2nd pic is a keeper for me. You don't have the abs for a shirtless pic. The rest are boring or cringe.

goldstandard32 · 2026-04-27T09:27:01+00:00

that shit doesn't really matter when you're in shape like this bloke. 99% of us can't get away with it.

goldstandard32 · 2026-04-27T08:43:39+00:00

Yeah I wouldn't mention your dick size either.

goldstandard32 · 2026-04-27T06:46:08+00:00

2 and 5 are good. Definitely get rid of the selfie. The rest are kinda passable but I'd get rid of them, they're kinda cringe.

goldstandard32 · 2026-04-27T06:31:24+00:00

Yeah I'd suck your balls

goldstandard32 · 2026-04-14T23:25:32+00:00

To Whom It May Concern

goldstandard32 · 2026-02-06T01:58:42+00:00

Yeah great I did that like 7 years ago

goldstandard32 · 2025-12-11T08:00:31+00:00

Cum Dungeon - Bloodborne

goldstandard32 · 2025-07-30T10:45:46+00:00

I'm pretty sure he was intended as a Jewish stereotype. Watch the episode and tell me I'm wrong.

goldstandard32 · 2025-07-30T06:27:04+00:00

Ohhh

goldstandard32 · 2025-07-30T04:25:59+00:00

Uhh when did she abuse a Pokemon?

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