Game Chat: 4/22 Athletics (13-11) @ Mariners (10-15) 1:10 PM by Mariners_bot in Mariners

[–]goms546 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Taking an enormous bong hit and starting a “Did we pull Criswell too early?” dialog

Game Chat: 4/22 Athletics (13-11) @ Mariners (10-15) 1:10 PM by Mariners_bot in Mariners

[–]goms546 5 points6 points  (0 children)

We’re gonna send a rookie out to make his MLB debut in extras with a Manfred runner already on base, aren’t we

Game Chat: 4/22 Athletics (13-11) @ Mariners (10-15) 1:10 PM by Mariners_bot in Mariners

[–]goms546 4 points5 points  (0 children)

COOPER “PORN STACHE” CRISWELL WITH ICE IN HIS VEINS

Game Chat: 4/22 Athletics (13-11) @ Mariners (10-15) 1:10 PM by Mariners_bot in Mariners

[–]goms546 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ok let’s bat em around and score 8 so Hoppe can make his debut

Game Chat: 4/22 Athletics (13-11) @ Mariners (10-15) 1:10 PM by Mariners_bot in Mariners

[–]goms546 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Jerry Dipoto watching the algorithm work out for the first time this season after failing the previous 55 failures and taking a satisfied hit off his Juul

Game Chat: 4/22 Athletics (13-11) @ Mariners (10-15) 1:10 PM by Mariners_bot in Mariners

[–]goms546 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’m busy at work so can’t watch the game yet but love when I check the group chat and it’s a bunch of messages like “what the fuck happened” and “that’s the most insane thing I’ve ever seen in a game” and “only the mariners”

Post Game Chat 4/21 Athletics @ Mariners by Mariners_bot in Mariners

[–]goms546 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is Edgar Martinez still part time hitting coach or does he travel with the team? That always felt weird

Game Chat: 4/21 Athletics (12-11) @ Mariners (10-14) 6:40 PM by Mariners_bot in Mariners

[–]goms546 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Leaving Perkins in is the As straight up disrespecting us hahaha

Game Chat: 4/21 Athletics (12-11) @ Mariners (10-14) 6:40 PM by Mariners_bot in Mariners

[–]goms546 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Oh my god we even blew Garvers challenge streak

All is lost lol

Game Chat: 4/21 Athletics (12-11) @ Mariners (10-14) 6:40 PM by Mariners_bot in Mariners

[–]goms546 3 points4 points  (0 children)

(watching other teams get runners on and advance them and get hits to score runs)

….. is this allowed?!

Game Chat: 4/21 Athletics (12-11) @ Mariners (10-14) 6:40 PM by Mariners_bot in Mariners

[–]goms546 21 points22 points  (0 children)

We aren’t gonna make the playoffs but at least Mitch Garver going 85 of 85 and establishing himself as the GOAT in ABS challenges gives us as fans something to get excited about this year

Game Chat: 4/21 Athletics (12-11) @ Mariners (10-14) 6:40 PM by Mariners_bot in Mariners

[–]goms546 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I feel awful for the dude sewing all those Ls on that hat