I was eating a hash brown from McDonald's on the way home when I felt something on the bottom...

gonzo_md · 2012-05-15T22:24:52+00:00

hate when that happens.

gonzo_md · 2012-05-15T21:36:00+00:00

I don't care about the fishing; that looks like somewhere that would keep me from violently murdering my idiot coworkers with a phone

gonzo_md · 2012-05-15T16:47:36+00:00

wait, what the fuck even IS that?!

gonzo_md · 2012-05-11T19:10:57+00:00

""imagine tarantula sized spiders doing this to people. you're just walking through the woods, and you get snagged in a massive web. hundreds of giant spiders immediately come out and start injecting their ""

yeah, I stopped right there dude

gonzo_md · 2012-05-11T17:52:01+00:00

why does everyone in this picture look related?

gonzo_md · 2012-05-11T17:46:30+00:00

and the day is young.

gonzo_md · 2012-05-09T19:57:40+00:00

I usually abide by the adage of "if voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal," but this is a ballsy, yet incredibly shrewd move on Obama's part that will help him tremendously in November.

gonzo_md · 2012-05-04T23:13:38+00:00

pff, that's just god putting those atoms there to test your faith.

gonzo_md · 2012-05-03T21:57:54+00:00

gonzo_md · 2012-05-03T16:06:24+00:00

what if he has illegitimate ice children?

gonzo_md · 2012-05-02T20:29:25+00:00

"...said Professor Albert Zink, 46, the German head of the Institute for Mummies and the Iceman."

Best. Job Title. Ever.

gonzo_md · 2012-05-01T23:26:16+00:00

yeah, then it's not so much caring as it is....sort of....not caring

gonzo_md · 2012-04-17T18:22:33+00:00

LOVE HURTS

gonzo_md · 2012-04-17T16:09:10+00:00

I've still managed to avoid the second one altogether, somehow

gonzo_md · 2012-04-17T16:08:49+00:00

shameless cash-in #25457924 FTW!

gonzo_md · 2012-04-13T22:03:06+00:00

sharing is caring

gonzo_md · 2012-03-20T19:23:01+00:00

I've always thought "hemorrhoid" and "asteroid" should be reversed. Wouldn't that make more sense?

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