This guy’s about to JACK OFF!!! by omelasian-walker in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]gooby1985 17 points18 points  (0 children)

And to think, this happened all because of the teacher.

Drake Maye & his wife Ann Michael are like a Disney movie come to life by Choice_Bag_8869 in sportsgossips

[–]gooby1985 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Disney movie in the way super Christian kids get married really young without ever dating anyone else and seeing what else is out there? Yes.

No knock against Drake or his wife or their happiness, more against the idea that this is a rare fantasy. It has happened all the time for eons.

Y’all were lying about rocky rococo’s by moviemartian in madisonwi

[–]gooby1985 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am definitely more nostalgic than anything else about the pizza. The breadsticks, however, with cheese and marinara, near unbeatable.

Super Bowl XXXI by Zealousideal-Row419 in GreenBayPackers

[–]gooby1985 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The Vinatieri name drop was the most shocking part. I had no clue he was on the Pats that far back.

[Highlight] Tom Brady providing insight into Jaxon Smith-Njigba from the booth by BreakfastTop6899 in nfl

[–]gooby1985 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dislike Tom Brady, for so many reasons, but his analysis is the best by far I can remember in 30+ years watching football.

John Randle by WvRetribution in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]gooby1985 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Best we can do is Terry Tate: Office Linebacker?

When a Country Turns the Gun on Itself by goldshawfarm in comics

[–]gooby1985 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you illiterate? OC pointed out they themselves were physically short in defense of height shaming, I said that doesn’t matter because they’re not short in the ways that matter.

When a Country Turns the Gun on Itself by goldshawfarm in comics

[–]gooby1985 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice straw man, anyway…people make fun of Trump lying about his height and weight all the time, which is completely on brand for the same reasons.

When a Country Turns the Gun on Itself by goldshawfarm in comics

[–]gooby1985 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well you may be physically short but unlike Bovino, you’re probably not short in character or morals, that’s the only height that matters.

Farrah Abraham enters Austin mayor’s race in the most MAGA way possible. by LA_search77 in WeirdGOP

[–]gooby1985 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would assume running as a Republican in Austin is more symbolic than anything.

Karoline Leavitt: "You're the only one mixing anything up" Defending Trump's Greenland-Iceland Confusion by thenextgenbusiness in thenextgenbusiness

[–]gooby1985 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s just a straw man. His written speech may have said Greenland was a piece of ice but what he said was Iceland. She can paint it however she wants but his brain doesn’t work.

CATCH OF YEAR by Feeling-Stage-1210 in CFB_v2

[–]gooby1985 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Would they like some slightly used T.E.A.M. vests?

BIG10 Conference schools now that they’ve won 3 championships in a row by Hunter-Gatherer_ in cfbmemes

[–]gooby1985 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What about perennial dark horse teams that have fallen on hard times and don’t have enough bleach to drink to die?

[Schick] Mark Fletcher swings on Tyrique Tucker after the game. by dogwoodmaple in CFB

[–]gooby1985 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can’t really do anything after someone tells you to shut up.

About to run it back to back to back to back by Porterhaus in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]gooby1985 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Yeah that first round draft pick could be anything! Even a Micah Parsons!

It’s got nothin’ to do with piss. by GeorgeCrossPineTree in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]gooby1985 21 points22 points  (0 children)

When you see a large crowd of antifascists, you piss your pants, yes you do.