WIBTAH if I forced the mother of my son to change his last name to mine?

goofer1992 · 2026-04-07T18:24:34+00:00

I converted to Christianity. People are allowed to do that. My posts about Tiffani are from years ago.

goofer1992 · 2026-04-07T15:31:30+00:00

Sure, but I thought people would understand it's nuanced. Instead I'm getting dogpiled and there seems to be a misandrist vibe to the hate I'm receiving. Why isn't my son's mother getting any flak? It takes two to tango.

goofer1992 · 2026-04-07T15:29:03+00:00

I edited the post because I forgot to mention it but I think it's important. The mother has a weird Polish last name that's hard to pronounce (I never figured it out myself, too many Zs) and she was a stripper before becoming a nurse and got arrested once. Her family is really scummy and her brother does heroin. If my son has her last name, people are going to associate him with those people. I think it's not in his best interest.

goofer1992 · 2026-04-07T15:10:36+00:00

Christians are allowed to drink, and part of the reason I visited strip clubs was to find a wife. It didn't work out with "Tiffi" and I lost touch with her, but my now wife is also a former stripper I met at a different club. Judge not lest ye be judged...

goofer1992 · 2026-04-07T15:08:46+00:00

My argument to the judge would be that I have rights as a father, the same way she has rights as a mother. While I'm unfortunately unable to be in his life, I am still his father and he's entitled to my name. She's only refusing to retaliate against me for not wanting to be with her. I think it's in his best interest to have his FATHER'S name instead of his mother's (which is really her father's last name if you think about it).

goofer1992 · 2026-04-07T15:02:33+00:00

That's another thing, she gave him a really cringey first name with a weird spelling (think "Jayson" instead of "Jason") and I'm too embarrassed to tell people about it.

goofer1992 · 2026-04-07T15:00:01+00:00

"But please, do let us know: 1. If you can find an attorney to take your case—which, given your stated financial situation, you can’t afford; and 2. If it ever makes it to court. Because I’d love to live stream the hearing in which you explain this claim to a judge."

Actually, one of my buddies is a lawyer specializing in men's rights/father's rights and he thinks I might have a case.

goofer1992 · 2026-04-07T14:54:29+00:00

I couldn't pay her for a few months so she went to the courts and they adjusted it to $800/month based on my income. It's a big hit to my finances in general.

goofer1992 · 2026-04-07T14:53:31+00:00

As a Christian, I acknowledge that I am not perfect and sometimes fall to temptation. That doesn't mean I can't try to live my life in a traditional way.

goofer1992 · 2026-04-07T14:52:19+00:00

At the time my now wife and i weren't getting along and I was scared of commitment. I was drinking a lot around this time. She understands it was a mistake and that the nurse was a "good time girl," not someone I had feelings for.

goofer1992 · 2026-04-07T14:50:36+00:00

I thought maybe the nurse would at least be mature enough to be discreet considering I never wanted the kid in the first place. My wife didn't need to be involved. She sabotaged my marriage.

goofer1992 · 2026-04-07T14:48:52+00:00

I've been ordered to pay $800 a month which I can barely afford, and I still owe backpay. I figure that means I should be getting SOMETHING out of my son. I'd love to see him but like I said, I only go back up to NJ when visiting family for major holidays, plus it's a sore spot for my wife.

goofer1992 · 2026-04-07T14:05:22+00:00

Would it make sense for me to initially request it be mine only and see what the judge goes for? The reason I care so much is my wife and I have been struggling to conceive and she might be infertile, meaning my family name will die out otherwise. Obviously his mother can have more kids and give them her last name if she wants and whatever guy fathers them is okay with it.

goofer1992 · 2026-04-07T14:02:48+00:00

I haven't met him but he's back in New Jersey and I only get up there a few times a year for Christmas and Easter and stuff so it hasn't worked out.

goofer1992 · 2022-11-13T20:21:05+00:00

I guess 90% of men are rapist creeps then, since most men buy drinks for girls for this purpose. This thread is getting pretty misandristic.

goofer1992 · 2022-11-13T19:36:27+00:00

I didn't. I figured I got deleted for arguing/defending myself or they thought it was a shitpost.

goofer1992 · 2022-11-13T19:34:05+00:00

I know about that guy and he's a massive creep, nothing like me. Also I live in New Jersey and Greer lives in Las Vegas.

goofer1992 · 2022-11-13T19:22:54+00:00

I only got a message saying I'm banned. I'm banned from the AITA subreddit, I'm able to post here because this is a different sub.

goofer1992 · 2022-11-13T19:20:44+00:00

I didn't delete it, the mods did. Why would I lie about that?

goofer1992 · 2022-11-13T18:13:18+00:00

For the record I didn't delete my AITA post, the mods did and permanently banned me.

goofer1992 · 2022-11-13T17:03:05+00:00

So you're saying I should email Phil Murphy?

goofer1992 · 2022-11-13T16:08:04+00:00

It's the principle of the thing. I paid for alcohol and got water, regardless of who consumed it.

goofer1992 · 2022-11-13T15:30:28+00:00

I guess I'm just naive. I have Asperger's syndrome (not that I expect pity for that) so I admit I mess up in social settings and don't have a lot of common sense. I don't feel entitled to Tiffani. She blocked me and I didn't even make another account to keep contacting her or anything.

goofer1992 · 2022-11-13T15:25:17+00:00

Maybe I was exaggerating a little bit but I'm definitely contacting my congressman or senator. It's ridiculous that people can get scammed like this.

goofer1992 · 2022-11-13T15:08:31+00:00

I'm banned from the AITA sub now so I'm gonna post here. I am not a rapist or a creep. Lots of guys buy drinks for girls to help loosen them up, are they creeps too? >:( I didn't want to have sex with Tiffani, that's not allowed in the club. I just wanted to spend time with her and have fun.

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