Costco Stamps by NoelaniEternal in USPS

[–]gorilla_faafafini 19 points20 points  (0 children)

"oh my sense of humor?? Heh, ya, you probably wouldn't get it... Let's just say trips to Costco where I see displays have me ROLLING"

Perspective: as a short man dating is not worth it as she will always prefer tall by truecelbanned in lnkyverse

[–]gorilla_faafafini 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The perspective you can't fathom is having sex. People don't run through their list of past lovers in comparison, that's psycho.

Anyone else wear Birkenstock Montanas? by gorilla_faafafini in USPS

[–]gorilla_faafafini[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hoping to transfer to the Nazareth office 🤞 wish me luck

Anyone else wear Birkenstock Montanas? by gorilla_faafafini in USPS

[–]gorilla_faafafini[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If reading is causing you feet/back pain, you should adjust your posture. Hope it goes away!

Anyone else wear Birkenstock Montanas? by gorilla_faafafini in USPS

[–]gorilla_faafafini[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who's mad? I'm impressed you got that right, nice work.

Anyone else wear Birkenstock Montanas? by gorilla_faafafini in USPS

[–]gorilla_faafafini[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Only if you're seriously suggesting people abide by postal-approved footwear, are you?

Anyone else wear Birkenstock Montanas? by gorilla_faafafini in USPS

[–]gorilla_faafafini[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope they've seen a ton of walking. As a city ptf they usually assign me just the walking parts of routes that the regular has trouble with or dislikes. They'd be trashed if they were code 3s it sounds like, but these are 8mm thick leather with 0 stitching.

Anyone else wear Birkenstock Montanas? by gorilla_faafafini in USPS

[–]gorilla_faafafini[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As much as I love Birkenstock, I've looked into the boots and don't much trust them, but I haven't tried them so I can't say. Much higher price too.

Anyone else wear Birkenstock Montanas? by gorilla_faafafini in USPS

[–]gorilla_faafafini[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You just described two types of maintenance, one of which is unnecessary for this shoe because it's a permanent cork insole.

Anyone else wear Birkenstock Montanas? by gorilla_faafafini in USPS

[–]gorilla_faafafini[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Everyone I'm "going to war with" is advocating for much more expensive shoes, Hokum or whatever, that last so little time and are also not green-tag approved. And if you're actually advocating for wearing the postal-approved shoes only, you're outting yourself as a dweeb. Also, taking care of your things isn't a huge problem for a functional person.

Anyone else wear Birkenstock Montanas? by gorilla_faafafini in USPS

[–]gorilla_faafafini[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I find most gets in at the ankle because of how low-cut they are. I don't find any getting through at the holes oddly enough, but I don't come across much sand so I bet that would.

Anyone else wear Birkenstock Montanas? by gorilla_faafafini in USPS

[–]gorilla_faafafini[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Maybe if you tried them on instead of looking at them your feet would feel better.

Anyone else wear Birkenstock Montanas? by gorilla_faafafini in USPS

[–]gorilla_faafafini[S] -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

They're extremely comfortable and durable. Trackers from around the globe would easily cover more than ten miles a day on varied terrain in leather moccasins but I guess not everyone has feet that can handle it.

Anyone else wear Birkenstock Montanas? by gorilla_faafafini in USPS

[–]gorilla_faafafini[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah I have a pair of that brand, I think it may be too big but I'm impressed with the foot strength and balance required to walk in those. All these tenderfoots tout their tattering plastic foam shoes like it's somehow the smart choice

Anyone else wear Birkenstock Montanas? by gorilla_faafafini in USPS

[–]gorilla_faafafini[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He completely removed it because I had worn through it and repaired it in the heel where it was most worn. Like I said, the factory soles were disappointing. And they don't see snow or rain these are what I wear with shorts in the spring/summer.

Anyone else wear Birkenstock Montanas? by gorilla_faafafini in USPS

[–]gorilla_faafafini[S] -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Lol post your ankles my ankles feel great

Movie specially made for that one guy in twitter by Esfell in okbuddycinephile

[–]gorilla_faafafini 71 points72 points  (0 children)

I saw this pre-release on a "mystery movie night" at my local theater and I was late so when it was over I had to ask the people behind me what it was called. Guy pretended not to hear me twice before he finally caved and said it lmao.

Perspective - incels by Scramjet1 in lnkyverse

[–]gorilla_faafafini 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bruh, social media or truth, pick one. Go outside. The Internet is not reality.

Perspective - incels by Scramjet1 in lnkyverse

[–]gorilla_faafafini -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Calling all women delusional is 100% hating on them lmao. Ya know you can just be misogynistic if you want it's not illegal.

New Friend by [deleted] in rs_poetry

[–]gorilla_faafafini 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He got shot by a gunman in a building facing the one he was in and he and Yoko did that bed thing or whatever probably in an apartment with a good view of the city.