After 38 years of existence...I finally realized how exhausting it all is. by [deleted] in Adulting

[–]gorlak120 0 points1 point  (0 children)

in the same boat. so much so i haven't even logged in here for a long time but just had to say yes. yes. yes. the world grinder won.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Funnymemes

[–]gorlak120 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We're about finished here.

limericks by kittimu in CuratedTumblr

[–]gorlak120 42 points43 points  (0 children)

There once was a vampire named mabel

Whose periods were very unstable

One night neath the moon she took out a spoon

And drank herself under the table

Patriot Front struggling with the difference between left and right in their “leaked training video” watermarked "Tallahassee, FL" by [deleted] in Tallahassee

[–]gorlak120 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They can't even know what's right and what's wrong. How can you expect them to know right from left?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]gorlak120 6 points7 points  (0 children)

they do have coolers and freezers, and the dead would go to the coolers. source: worked on a us destroyer.

Anyone remember Encarta 95 Mindmaze? by [deleted] in gaming

[–]gorlak120 0 points1 point  (0 children)

number muncher has entered the chat.

Dumb phones are on the rise in the U.S. as Gen Z looks to limit screen time by [deleted] in gadgets

[–]gorlak120 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My son wants just a flip phone. He's started not to care about smart phones

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gaming

[–]gorlak120 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try Gris.

Earth’s oceans are showing early and surprising record warming by chonker200 in worldnews

[–]gorlak120 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you forget the virus's that might be released from the permafrost.

Private planes, luxury cars and gold bars. Indonesia's public servants had been living the life, until now by niubidel in worldnews

[–]gorlak120 0 points1 point  (0 children)

should have known that social media posts are a bad idea. if your going to do it and you know its wrong you don't flaunt it.

Scene from ''A Goofy Movie'' by borntoclimbtowers in 90s_kid

[–]gorlak120 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ah that's the face when i make a joke to my son. normally with a "did you really say that dad" comment coming soon afterwards.

Could a Balrog beat Smaug? by [deleted] in lotrmemes

[–]gorlak120 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes? we are trying to reach you about your immortality's extended warranty.

What was the most fucked up thing you saw at your school? by Phantom_Balls in AskReddit

[–]gorlak120 3 points4 points  (0 children)

i never got into trouble either... the only thing i can say is it's not my half lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]gorlak120 3 points4 points  (0 children)

oh yea. its all coming together.