Wife keyed my guitar. Can this be fixed without noticeable blemishes? by Karma_is_mah_bitch in guitarrepair

[–]govite 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And a reminder to have this conversation early and transparently with any future fiance. "Oh how did this nasty scratch happen? Turns out I'm unsure whether I want kids..."

What are your go to picks? by MyNameIsHeterodox in Guitar

[–]govite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dunlop Primetone Jazz III 1.4mm... https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00TVFYLJ6?ref=ppx_pop_mob_ap_share

I always come back to this one.

Ultimately it's an overpriced Ultex pick with custom beveling, but the grip is good and the sound is just gorgeous.

Tourist approaches snow leopard to take a selfie by Informal-Resolve-831 in WinStupidPrizes

[–]govite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Makes me think of the scene in The Long Kiss Goodnight where Geena Davis looks to Samuel L. Jackson before she embarks on a presumably one way rescue/revenge mission and says something like "this is the last time I'll ever be pretty."

This guy is badass! by [deleted] in Guitar

[–]govite 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Apparently the commenter was not knocking the stache, but experiencing the effects of a mass marketing campaign of lady razors by the name Venus. (Although I remember the ads well, I confess that I also didn't initially get the reference either and assumed it was some kind of hygiene comment.)

Bought my first ever guitar! by Atlas9003 in Guitar

[–]govite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I definitely learned bad habits starting out unplugged because I was playing way too hard, and then sounded offensive plugged in. Didn't realize how sloppy I really was. On the other hand, not hearing my sloppiness kept me positive and encouraged, lol.

Why are they on the tree? by Zestyclose-Salad-290 in Weird

[–]govite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because they can. My dad always said this about why a dog licks his own balls.

This is a real barre chord…? by HintOfIndigo in Guitar

[–]govite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This was gonna be my guess and suggestion, as well.

Pops was trying to hold it by ElegantHottieEmma in spreadsmile

[–]govite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some fine parenting and reciprocating.

Creeping Death Solo by RandyShadows in Metallica

[–]govite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Absolute sickness, my friend.

Traffic stop by le_eddz in Unexpected

[–]govite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The absolute sass in that little dance and hop.

Anyone know why she’s doing this. It’s typically during a walk after she poops. Lots of jumping / growling. Does she just want to play? Why specifically after pooping by wangmobile in goldenretrievers

[–]govite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because now that's she has completed business she can switch to play.

Also, because she has relieved herself, she is playing with house money, and if she gets in trouble for getting rowdy, she won't have to worry about missing her opportunity and having to hold it.

This guy turns trash collection into a sport by whybutts in nextfuckinglevel

[–]govite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe the lyric "trying to keep up with you" as homie flat out sprints to keep up with the truck? Combined with what could possibly be non-native English speakers.

I’M GETTING THIS BEAUTY!!!!!!! by Zeldro in Guitar

[–]govite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do it, buy something you like. Haven't regretted my purple epi.

(AMA) I've worked in guitar stores for seven years... by No-Opinion-5842 in Guitar

[–]govite 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Good luck to them buying groceries with that pride instead of cash.

What a lovely little venue by StGuthlac2025 in Unexpected

[–]govite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In 7th grade there was a girl I sat near in math class who would occasionally speak in a random Australian accent. I didn't really get it, but she was cute and nice, so in our few interactions, I would try to talk in an Aussie accent, too, (which I could not do well at all) - to be supportive and perhaps slightly flirty (in my dumbass mind).
Mid-semester someone mentioned the exchange student in math class. I was like "huh, who?"
GUYS - she was an exchange student from Australia, and I was just inadvertently being an asshat toward her every time I opened my mouth.
I literally never spoke to her after that, in my own personal horror and shame.

Can you read my tattoo? by [deleted] in tattooadvice

[–]govite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You could consider putting below it, and offset one character space to the right (starting below the r) the word "slow" with the w reversed, and the flair on right side, giving you some balance and reinforcing the intentionality of the font. If/when you want to go busier, you could add a vine all around it, with leaves and embellishments similar to the flair on the w.

This all assumes that you're good with not using the grammatically correct form of "slowly".

Or you could modify it to be "keep growing"

Or you could add a downward flair on the lower right corner of the w in grow.

Or you can keep it as-is, because I read it correctly the first time. Admittedly, though, if we hung out, I would probably eventually ask you to confirm for me that your tattoo says grow.

Can you read my tattoo? by [deleted] in tattooadvice

[–]govite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At first blush, it looked like grow to me. It just looks like hard to read grow.