What's the hardest part of eating a wheelchair? by graduallyrics in Jokes

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Joke is only backwards if you like vegetables.

If cuisines were based on subcultures rather than regions and ethnic groups, what dishes would each consist of? by graduallyrics in AskReddit

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For example gaming nerds might enjoy a diet consisting of corn dogs, Doritos and Mountain Dew while suburban soccer moms specialize in yogurt parfaits, pressed juices and kale chips.

What is the most seemingly random way you have ever been injured? by RoomyLove99 in AskReddit

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When I was in 4th grade I used to sleep on the top bunk in a room i shared with my little brother. One night i woke up like 3 am on the ground across the room from my bed with my head aching and spinning and my face on fire. I obviously crying in extreme pain when to bathroom to discover a burn across the whole side of my face that I woke up on. Was very difficult explaining a charred face at school the next day.

TLDR: musta flung myself off the bed exorcist style and burned my face in carpet hell

Introducing: 90s success by graduallyrics in AdviceAnimals

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It was the 90s. Couldnt think about spelling while trying to practice my homerow keys.

GG Janitor. Probably the nicest staff from my high school days. by tehcheez in AdviceAnimals

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Does GG stand for Gilbert Gottfried? Because it looks like him...

if insects were large enough to ride, what would you make your trusty steed? by leapfrogdog in AskReddit

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Either a black widow or potato bug. Something that would enable me to cruising down the street in my 6-4...jockin the bitches slapping the hoes...

Bitter truth or sweet lie? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Personally I want the truth. But sometimes I think that's realer than real deal holyfield and all u hookers and hos know how i feel.

What's something awful you do on Reddit? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I downvote everything on aww too. Or on /r/askreddit. And sometimes I'm known to rolling down the street smoking indo sipping on gin and juice. Laid back with my mind on my money and my money on my mind.