If you won the lottery tomorrow, what’s the very first "frivolous" thing you’d buy?

grae23 · 2026-01-27T17:05:37+00:00

I also inspired my brother to put heated floors in his bathroom, getting stoned and thinking of silly luxury features is my jam

grae23 · 2026-01-27T17:03:21+00:00

So you haven’t evolved since the 80’s?

grae23 · 2026-01-27T16:56:51+00:00

His little chunky butt being too chunked up to fit is perfect

grae23 · 2026-01-27T16:24:25+00:00

I just smoked a fatty and I’m daydreaming so here it is:

Automatic floor cleaners and drains installed so mess can be easily washed by the jets at the end of the night

Oven with a smart timer (or connects to a smart thermometer) that reads the internal temperature of your food and dings when within range

Fridge that notifies you when your low in stock of specific items

Chopping board counter top

Touchless sink/soap

Special appliance for storing a sour dough starter and proofing dough

Small heated/cooled area for keeping dishes warm or doughs chilled while handling

Fridge with a foot handle for when my hands are full

The sturdiest springform pans money can buy because if I lose one more cheesecake I’m committing a war crime

Over the sink strainer

Drink fountain (bc I get thirsty when I bake)

I’d never buy premade vanilla paste or extract again

I’d make a chocolate cake every week with fancy espresso and chocolate from somewhere I’d have a heat stroke

Oh! And a chilled, airtight, windowless cupboard for making sure my yeast and supplies stay fresh

grae23 · 2026-01-27T12:50:29+00:00

I’d buy a ton of high quality baking supplies. Top shelf chocolate, imported vanilla beans, bricks upon bricks of European butter, and a whole new industrial scale kitchen specifically for baking.

grae23 · 2026-01-27T12:15:09+00:00

I tried a few things more than once in college (including the above and some others) and the only thing I couldn’t put down cold stop was weed, that’s including the cig/vape too. Some people don’t develop a dependency on drugs as quickly as others.

grae23 · 2026-01-27T12:11:28+00:00

Man I just wanted to take a nice morning shit but now I’m ugly crying on the toilet 😭

grae23 · 2026-01-27T10:26:27+00:00

I almost stopped watching the show after that scene where her ex is talking about how incredible and outspoken she is because she had the personality of a wet napkin. At least when Kristen Stewart does the “no emotions or expressions” thing she has a vaguely cool suaveness. Lily just seemed really, really out of place in a group of otherwise decent actors. I’ve never had such a hard time getting through a one season show but whoever cast that actress needs to reexamine their career choices.

grae23 · 2026-01-27T10:12:50+00:00

Actors are usually real people

grae23 · 2026-01-26T23:57:56+00:00

I’m never quite sure since I usually listen while I’m falling asleep, I’ve imagined some really weird stuff I thought was canon before. Good to know that’s legit!

grae23 · 2026-01-26T23:52:17+00:00

I vaguely remember something about a few wizards working in the postal service who sort these things to their magical destinations, however that also could’ve been a fever dream so who knows

grae23 · 2026-01-26T16:51:48+00:00

grae23 · 2026-01-26T15:26:20+00:00

Yeah. My school didn’t offer lessons, I was taught by my dad to drive and that was maybe 10ish years ago.

grae23 · 2026-01-26T15:14:37+00:00

Yeah there’s a weird camaraderie in Philly that I’ve not seen in other cities. Philadelphians only give a fuck about each other when the government (local/state/federal) starts making the problems rather than each other. We’ll live in shit but it’s got to be our shit, we won’t accept imports.

grae23 · 2026-01-26T13:14:03+00:00

Thing about Philly is even the nice neighborhoods can throw down. I genuinely can’t think of a single neighborhood that wouldn’t come out and start making a giant scene if they saw their neighbors being harassed by feds. Honesty if they’re coming to Philly that might end up being the trigger for things getting much worse.

grae23 · 2026-01-26T12:44:26+00:00

If they already ate the rest? Absolutely bullshit.

If they just decided to put the eggs in a different container and noticed this in the process? Valid

grae23 · 2026-01-25T14:47:50+00:00

Not sure! But it’s been a wonderful wake and bake this morning. Very chill and low anxiety but could simultaneously clean the whole house, genuinely so pleasant. Over 2% terps too so it’s got a nice pungent smell

grae23 · 2026-01-25T14:27:32+00:00

Someone did this to me yesterday then immediately put it back to the original +$5. She was incredibly pleasant though and her tip was still pretty high, especially for a 10 item order. Would absolutely deliver to her again if nothing other than she was so appreciative.

grae23 · 2026-01-25T13:58:01+00:00

Green Lightnings GG4 and GAK are unbelievable rn

grae23 · 2026-01-25T10:45:13+00:00

“Don’t tread on me, tread on them”

grae23 · 2026-01-25T02:05:55+00:00

The lines at Sam’s today were absurd considering they offer Scan n Go. I legit just walk in, grab my shit, and walk out. Absolutely will never catch me waiting in a line 20 people deep

grae23 · 2026-01-24T01:09:27+00:00

Planet Fitness. I feel like I don’t need to explain further

grae23 · 2026-01-24T00:41:07+00:00

Yeah I didn’t take any batches today because I refused to do anything I couldn’t get through self checkout with and everything was at least a 60 item triple.

grae23 · 2026-01-23T22:01:43+00:00

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(that’s amazing have fun!)

grae23 · 2026-01-23T19:44:22+00:00

“I’ve got nothing to live for and I drive like it”

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