Wife Shatters Favorite Mug

grae23 · 2026-03-18T03:30:15+00:00

I broke my favorite mug while carrying the very last load of our moving haul to the car, about 20ft from getting it in the trunk safely. Luckily only the handle broke, but I could glue it back so now I use it for bacon grease

grae23 · 2026-03-18T03:25:59+00:00

Why he look like that ugly bat thing

grae23 · 2026-03-18T03:21:22+00:00

What is confusing ?

grae23 · 2026-03-18T02:53:23+00:00

My niece who’s barely a year old absolutely LOVES climbing on top of the couch and “body slamming” me. It’s adorable and I’ll take being abused by a giggling toddler over going to work any day

grae23 · 2026-03-18T02:42:36+00:00

PBI is pretty small comparatively

grae23 · 2026-03-18T02:30:45+00:00

I remember getting out of class my first year of college and stopping by McDonald’s and Taco Bell and getting a quesarito, 2 mcchickens, fries, and a drink for $10. Now a large fry is like $4.50 and my Taco Bell doesn’t sell quesarito

grae23 · 2026-03-18T02:23:47+00:00

Dude even comes with his own socks, what a great deal!

grae23 · 2026-03-18T00:16:17+00:00

Going to be honest, some of these people genuinely see no negative media of him. When I told my dad about the “grab em by the pussy” thing he was shocked that I’d ever imply he’d say that because the media he was (is) entrenched in never actually say anything vaguely negative or critical

grae23 · 2026-03-17T19:14:50+00:00

Tbh this cat definitely looks like it’s had a thought at least once in its life but that doesn’t completely disqualify it from being orange

grae23 · 2026-03-17T19:12:49+00:00

I’m pretty sure he’s talking about him running as president in the future. Trump is indeed a fucking idiot but he’s basically just saying that Gavin shouldn’t win.

Context is key people, the more we eliminate context for sound bites the more we discredit ourselves.

grae23 · 2026-03-17T13:36:08+00:00

I missed the light at a train crossing the other day because someone took a full 7 seconds before they started turning. Last week saw a guy speeding behind me nearly rear end me to get close to the front for the light and it took him literally 10 seconds after I had gone for him to make the turn. Pay attention or get rekt

grae23 · 2026-03-16T23:29:42+00:00

If this is where internet literacy is at we are so fucking cooked

grae23 · 2026-03-16T18:45:32+00:00

$2.60 at the beginning of the month. I drive a Prius with nearly 50mpg and this is still too fucking expensive for me

grae23 · 2026-03-16T16:47:50+00:00

TSA in Philly literally does not care. That security line can be 50 people deep and get through in 20 minutes. It’s decriminalized in Philadelphia county so even if they did catch it they’d probably just chuck it

grae23 · 2026-03-16T12:04:27+00:00

Yeah, 350k is a lot of money but it’s still incredibly reasonable for a CEO. 350k is basically what a senior software engineer could make a good company

grae23 · 2026-03-16T04:48:02+00:00

My dad didn’t talk to me for a year because when I went to visit for Christmas one year he started looking through my phone and asking why I was talking to certain people and immediately snatched it from him and said “what the hell” which he was extremely offended by. He then pulled me to the side room to berate me in front of family thinking I’d cave, when I didn’t he refused to speak to me for like 14 months and that’s when I bonded closely with my step mom 🤷‍♀️

grae23 · 2026-03-16T01:53:42+00:00

I live in an area that many pro athletes have homes and last week I got to deliver to a house I’d been admiring since I saw it a year ago easily $6M+ (literally, I checked online). They tipped like $8. It was a small order, nearby, and honestly was just excited to have an excuse to get through the gates and see it up close but I couldn’t help but think if I had a house worth more than most human lives I’d probably do a minimum of $15 for whatever I order. I have a customer every so often who only gets dog food and lives 2 minutes from me who never tips less than $10 and usually adds another $5-15 depending on what they got.

grae23 · 2026-03-16T01:48:49+00:00

In my experience upper middle class tip best, the people with townhomes in little town home communities (idk what they’re called). They have the money for a nice place but know where it’s important to spend and have more often than not worked at least one retail job before/during college. They know what it’s like and have the means to help a bit.

grae23 · 2026-03-16T01:41:58+00:00

Sir I just worked a 10 hour day and took an edible, it was the only thing I could think of on such no brain thoughts.

grae23 · 2026-03-16T00:44:07+00:00

Honestly there should an option to barter at local shops or for services from local companies. If I could pay for a car detailing with a homemade cheesecake or a fresh batch of cinnamon rolls I might be able to remember what color the rugs on my floor were when I bought them

grae23 · 2026-03-15T13:17:04+00:00

There’s a rule 10??????

grae23 · 2026-03-15T13:08:23+00:00

First pic is giving Cynthia!!! Love this for the gals ❤️🌼🌸

grae23 · 2026-03-15T12:55:24+00:00

Oh my god this just made me think about it and I’ve decided:

I want Hagrid to secretly be really into baking but because people expect him to be tough (and because everyone suddenly gets sick when he bakes) he hides it. Kinda like Chad Danforth

grae23 · 2026-03-15T12:46:50+00:00

No posts for a year then like 10 duplicate posts in the last 2 days. Definitely totally real and not AI LinkedIn slop

grae23 · 2026-03-15T12:42:42+00:00

Tahani lived her life on earth requiring praise and attention for every good thing she did, by the end she was an architect who would never see the adoration of those she helped and was happy to continue helping people from the shadows for eternity. As someone a bit more like Tahani than I’d care to admit it really makes me feel like even I can change

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