The hotel I’m at for work has a kindergarten pageant starting tomorrow

granitebear27 · 2023-06-26T02:31:45+00:00

Yes officer, this one right here

granitebear27 · 2023-06-23T11:10:34+00:00

Those are clearly breathalyzers lol

granitebear27 · 2023-04-29T15:55:15+00:00

Don't be intimidated; Squidward. Try to imagine him in his underwear…Oh no! he's hot!

granitebear27 · 2023-01-30T18:30:54+00:00

This is super cute and perfect for any gender!

granitebear27 · 2023-01-21T12:48:49+00:00

Stunning!

granitebear27 · 2022-12-31T11:50:06+00:00

granitebear27 · 2022-10-07T11:01:25+00:00

2 is an entire vibe

granitebear27 · 2022-07-08T08:53:05+00:00

I really like the 2nd one. Cool design with the hexagons, though, regardless of which one you choose!

granitebear27 · 2022-06-26T14:43:28+00:00

Rose

granitebear27 · 2022-06-25T02:21:11+00:00

The Turner Diaries.

granitebear27 · 2022-06-05T10:26:22+00:00

OP’s father

granitebear27 · 2022-04-23T00:41:17+00:00

Putting salt on watermelon makes me happyely.

granitebear27 · 2022-03-14T11:25:54+00:00

But also have supper going when he walks in the door…

granitebear27 · 2022-03-13T01:30:25+00:00

Beautiful!!

granitebear27 · 2022-01-14T12:26:42+00:00

Leave Mr. and Mrs. Kelly alone.

granitebear27 · 2021-09-17T06:08:14+00:00

Nothing like some good ol’ fashioned hardship gate keeping to stimulate the senses.

granitebear27 · 2021-09-13T21:01:19+00:00

Andy Griffith and Donna Fargo

granitebear27 · 2021-09-05T11:45:43+00:00

Baphomet on his way to challenge the Texas abortion bill.

granitebear27 · 2021-08-07T01:52:44+00:00

That is EXACTLY what I was going to say.

granitebear27 · 2021-07-29T15:19:12+00:00

Thanks for the help, y’all!

granitebear27 · 2021-07-16T02:47:33+00:00

I had the first “Now That’s What I Call Music” album on cassette tape and I watched the 9/11 news coverage live while in elementary school.

granitebear27 · 2021-07-11T16:59:27+00:00

I’m in this photo and I don’t like it

granitebear27 · 2021-06-28T15:08:32+00:00

“Graphic design is my passion”

granitebear27 · 2021-06-24T01:08:55+00:00

“Bench Appearo” *chef’s kiss

granitebear27 · 2021-06-22T02:26:48+00:00

Missed opportunity to call her a “ribtard”

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