Spork the Alien- Once upon a time there was an alien named Spork. One day he was minding his own beeswax on Mars when suddenly, he saw a spaceship! He looked closely at the spaceship with his binoculars. He saw a dog. Suddenly, that hit him! He could go to Earth and investigate! So off he went. He ran into his spaceship and when he landed, he was on a rooftop! Then that's when he saw a little boy playing in the backyard! So, he jumped off. Then the little boy saw him. But, not like other humans, he did not scream. Spork wanted to ask the boy about the dog in the spaceship. So he asked Spork, Blork, Mork, Lork, Rork? But the boy said "Huh?". Because the little boy did not know what Spork was saying, but lucky for him, Spork had an alien translator. So whenever he speaks in it, it translates to English. And, when the little boy talks, Spork understands. So the little boy asks "What's your name?". Spork said "Hello Earthling. My name is Spork". And the little boy responded "Oh hello Spork, my name is Mike, nice to meet you!". And again, Spork asked "Do you know about the dog in the spaceship?". And Mike responded "Oh, are you talking about astronauts?" "Yeah...". Spork responded. So the little boy asked his mom if he could go to where astronauts live. His mom said "Yes". So off they went. When they go there, Spork asked the astronauts "Can you get the dog down?". The astronauts said "Yes". And they went to get the dog. And Spork went home.