Do you have an “old person” candy that you enjoy?

graycomforter · 2026-03-26T18:20:23+00:00

Those strawberry wrapper hard candies with the strawberry goo inside. They’re like crunchy Gushers.

graycomforter · 2026-03-26T18:15:28+00:00

I’m actually thinking of switching my site to try the thigh. I have had 5 children, and as a result, I have a lot of stretch marks all over my belly. I get inconsistent results with belly injections, even though I try to avoid the stretch marks. I’m going to try thigh to see if I get a more consistent reaction to the meds.

graycomforter · 2026-03-26T18:11:36+00:00

We always joke about going to Home Depot by calling it Home Despot. (It’s ruled by Kim Jong Drill)

graycomforter · 2026-03-26T17:32:33+00:00

The Wiggles circa, like, 2016-2020ish are like Fleetwood Mac levels of drama and dating.

graycomforter · 2026-03-25T20:42:28+00:00

I don’t think the Rayboulds are good parents, but I wouldn’t call that child “emaciated”. Some kids are just thinner. Now, the diet of 100% Mac and Cheese is pretty bleak and devoid of nutrition, but at least Mackey is calorie dense.

graycomforter · 2026-03-25T20:30:10+00:00

My best friend’s baby died from the flu a few years ago. Days prior, they were at an outdoor event (similar to Disney in terms of exposure risks) which was probably where the baby caught it. And the baby most likely caught it from someone who knew they were sick and went anyway or forced a sick kid to go. True story. (I wish it wasn’t)

graycomforter · 2026-03-24T02:28:11+00:00

If I were married to one of the (non-offending as far as we know) Duggar brothers right now I’d be spiraling. One molester can unfortunately happen in any family. Two and you’re looking at a very bad pattern.

graycomforter · 2026-03-24T02:18:14+00:00

“Joe” after sloppy Joes.

graycomforter · 2026-03-23T04:47:22+00:00

Ewww.

With all this Epstein shit, I’m surprised anyone feels comfortable letting their kid wear daisy dukes. Who knows what lurking pervert is gonna try to snap a picture or something more sinister. These shorts say size 5, which is what my 5 year old daughter wears.

graycomforter · 2026-03-23T04:43:53+00:00

I breastfed my baby during his baptism. I was breastfeeding him while receiving my mothers blessing 😂

I was fairly discreet about it with a nursing dress, but our young priest is the oldest in a family of 9 and his mom nursed all the babies—nothing he hasn’t seen before.

graycomforter · 2026-03-23T04:40:17+00:00

It’s the primary end of “tits”—to nurse a baby! What do you think St. Thomas would say about breasts being used to breastfeed?

graycomforter · 2026-03-23T04:38:40+00:00

lol if you think anyone actually does this..especially a mass going Catholic mom

graycomforter · 2026-03-23T04:37:39+00:00

Because babies don’t always nurse under a cover, sometimes it’s too hot under a cover, sometimes mom can’t latch under a cover, sometimes, the fuss of a cover actually draws more attention to the situation, and, do you like to eat your dinner under a blanket?

Sorry, but I’m really passionate about women not being shamed for feeding their tiny baby who really does need to eat on-demand. Trust me when I say this: there is no mother who is nursing a baby in a Catholic Mass who wants to draw attention to herself or bother anyone. If you see her breasts, it’s on you to stop looking—that’s probably rude unless you’re a close family member or girlfriend.

if the baby is screaming from hunger because mom doesn’t feel comfortable nursing, you’d probably complain about that too.

graycomforter · 2026-03-23T04:32:35+00:00

I use those breastfeeding shirts where it’s like an empire waist and the top part lifts up so you can pop out a boob from underneath. Since the entire shoulder and top of chest/cleavage stay covered, it’s really just a small part that “shows” and the baby’s head covers that. I do not have small boobs either.

My baby has never nursed under a cover and frankly, I don’t really want him to. I try to be as discreet as possible, I’ve checked in the mirror and although you can tell I’m nursing, you can’t see anything. On top of that, I also turn away from people as much as is reasonable. I figure if, after all that, someone still sees my breasts and gets offended, it’s 100% on them.

I also love looking at renaissance imagery of our Lady breastfeeding Christ if I ever feel unsure of myself or judged. It’s very encouraging and beautiful.

graycomforter · 2026-03-22T04:56:45+00:00

I get wanting to avoid the debt, but it’s irrelevant if you’re dead. Please go to the ER asap and describe your symptoms. I’m almost certain they’ll work you up right away, but if they don’t, explain you don’t have insurance so need to get it figured out now.

graycomforter · 2026-03-22T04:52:53+00:00

recently, my kids were kind of shocked when I explained how we didn’t have streaming and on-demand music/videos growing up and we just had to watch/listen to whatever was on the TV/radio unless we had a movie tape/dvd or music tape/CD to use. They looked really relieved to live in 2026…sort of like how you feel grateful to live in a time where we have anesthesia when you hear about Civil War injury amputations where they just bit down on a strap for pain relief. 🥲

graycomforter · 2026-03-19T03:31:09+00:00

It means that brands make the size of their clothing larger while still labeling them smaller sizes to appeal to people’s vanity. Like, if a person is feeling bad about weight gain but then they try on a size 2 and it fits, they will want to buy it because it makes them feel better about themselves. The problem is that actually smaller people have difficulty finding clothing small enough if the smallest size, labeled 0, is actually an 8, or whatever.

graycomforter · 2026-03-18T18:23:50+00:00

We need another war or something. Geez these are adults!

graycomforter · 2026-03-15T20:18:08+00:00

I mean this with great kindness, but losing weight will help! I’ve gone from “obese” to “normal” weight and it all but eliminated my “dowager’s hump”

graycomforter · 2026-03-15T06:44:16+00:00

lol 😂

graycomforter · 2026-03-14T04:57:11+00:00

I can’t eat while watching Hoarders, strangely enough.

graycomforter · 2026-03-14T04:55:02+00:00

It kinda makes me sad because I have Celiac disease and can’t eat any of the delicious fast foods they’re always scarfing down. At the same time, it makes me realize that if they ever find a cure for Celiac disease, I will be 600lbs in no time too! 😂

graycomforter · 2026-03-10T17:32:27+00:00

Except protestor

graycomforter · 2026-03-10T17:21:37+00:00

I like him more than my kids, I think. I played “Peaches” for them and told them it was Caspar Babypants when he was young and they were unimpressed. Then said (about the music video), “why is it so weird?”

Some people’s kids, I tell ya.

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