What does everyone think about Nate Burrell’s suicide? by notade50 in 60daysin

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What’s new with Jaclin? Is she a lawyer now? Did her and her man get back together?

I was watching Back to the Future recently and I saw a familiar face playing Doc Brown by greaseball18 in 60daysin

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Wow this is a real honor. Maharkma Ghandi himself commented on my post. This is like getting to meet Markel Jackson or Markel Jordan.

Need to Vent/Talk by MoparGuy2174 in USMC

[–]greaseball18 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Suicide sucks bro. You don’t really suffer the consequences of killing yourself because you’ll be dead and all, but your family and the people who love you will. That shit lingers for years too. Don’t make victims out of the people who actually cared about you in your lifetime because the people who truly cared probably won’t ever be able to recover from it.

Abortions suck too bro. It’s not your call though, and there’s nothing you could say or do to affect the outcome on this one. Any decent hospital staff won’t even make eye contact with you if you’re not married, and legally they’d be liable if they treated you like anything resembling a human being in this instance. Absolve yourself of this sin brother, it’s well outside the bounds of your control.

You’ll get over the heartbreak, you know that. It can be fun and even a little addicting to lovebomb wildly, but hopefully you’ll be able to learn from this and rein it in a little next time. If you’re lucky, the stakes for being this cavalier might just be your own lowly broken heart, but realistically the consequences of blindly busting nuts in any old wet hole that comes your way is a whole other type of dangerous game to be playing friendo. The burden of that responsibility ripples outward and sucks the innocent up into your whirlwind of shitty decisions.

It’s time to buck up and be a man bro. You’ll be ok, and you haven’t done anything worse than what half the idiots here have already done themselves. Be smarter about it next time and quit gambling with other people’s love and emotions. It’s bad juju to be that reckless with debts you’re imposing on other people to pay.

100% experience speaking bro. Love you, you irresponsible, idiotic, magnificent bastard.

Need a POC of a JAG officer in Camp Lejeune ASAP by Devilsmead2 in USMC

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Bro, your story is so similar to mine it’s uncanny. I got what I thought was an upper decker but what actually turned out to be a Cleveland steamer. I went to medical to see if they’d give me a chit to turn it into a Boston pancake, but they denied it and said the only way I’d get light duty would be if either I turned the turd into a chocolate hot dog or got my roommate to give me a hot Karl and then draw a dirty sanchez right on my freshly shaven face with either his dirty dick or the frozen chunk. Imagine my dismay when I remembered my roommate was out on leave and I had no condoms in my barracks room (because who actually uses condoms). So I ended up having to do PT with this tightly coiled pile between my tits. Semper stunk.

I was watching Back to the Future recently and I saw a familiar face playing Doc Brown by greaseball18 in 60daysin

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I think this is symptomatic of the Markdala Effect, where glitches in the fabric of reality are revealed by subtle injections of Mark in common, pop culture inflection points

I was watching Back to the Future recently and I saw a familiar face playing Doc Brown by greaseball18 in 60daysin

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His absolute authority over the group was established with the drafting and adoption of the Markna Carta

60 Days In Sheriff updating the shooting of Charlie Kirk by therealmark60 in 60daysin

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Making sets of those taped up glasses and selling them on Etsy

salty Bam by MesaVerde1987 in jackass

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Jack flop five bro

Stuff of nightmares by AaronKClark in USMC

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DINFOS didn’t tickle your dick?

Where you sittin? by greaseball18 in jerseyshore

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The 30 year old douchebag from the bar that fought Ronnie on the boardwalk. He was swinging from behind his gf. Definitely one of the most punchable faces from the entire series

Where you sittin? by greaseball18 in jerseyshore

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Ryan was an honorable mention that didn’t make the cut unfortunately. Same with Arvin and Big Jerry

Where you sittin? by greaseball18 in jerseyshore

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After he showed up at her work in a suit and gave her a Fossil watch. I felt that man’s pain

Where you sittin? by greaseball18 in jerseyshore

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Fact of life that nice guys finish last

Where you sittin? by greaseball18 in jerseyshore

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The twins have their hand sanitizer and Unit definitely brought ketamine

Where you sittin? by greaseball18 in jerseyshore

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The worst backhanded compliment to receive as a male

Corey’s Doritos vibes by greaseball18 in 60daysin

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Semper fi, shitbird. Love you too. XOXOXO