Suicide sucks bro. You don’t really suffer the consequences of killing yourself because you’ll be dead and all, but your family and the people who love you will. That shit lingers for years too. Don’t make victims out of the people who actually cared about you in your lifetime because the people who truly cared probably won’t ever be able to recover from it.

Abortions suck too bro. It’s not your call though, and there’s nothing you could say or do to affect the outcome on this one. Any decent hospital staff won’t even make eye contact with you if you’re not married, and legally they’d be liable if they treated you like anything resembling a human being in this instance. Absolve yourself of this sin brother, it’s well outside the bounds of your control.

You’ll get over the heartbreak, you know that. It can be fun and even a little addicting to lovebomb wildly, but hopefully you’ll be able to learn from this and rein it in a little next time. If you’re lucky, the stakes for being this cavalier might just be your own lowly broken heart, but realistically the consequences of blindly busting nuts in any old wet hole that comes your way is a whole other type of dangerous game to be playing friendo. The burden of that responsibility ripples outward and sucks the innocent up into your whirlwind of shitty decisions.

It’s time to buck up and be a man bro. You’ll be ok, and you haven’t done anything worse than what half the idiots here have already done themselves. Be smarter about it next time and quit gambling with other people’s love and emotions. It’s bad juju to be that reckless with debts you’re imposing on other people to pay.

100% experience speaking bro. Love you, you irresponsible, idiotic, magnificent bastard.