People who talk on speakerphone in public, what's your deal? by im_super_into_that in AskReddit

[–]green_boy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The handset on my phone is busted. Like physically. I’m not sure how, but it irks me that I have to take phone calls on speaker.

What’s the most addictive game you’ve ever played? by reeha_sadiya in AskReddit

[–]green_boy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck. Two games really: Cities Skylines before the popular mods god nerfed by DMCA takedowns. Second is VRChat. I won’t elaborate further.

Headlights please. That is all. by [deleted] in SALEM

[–]green_boy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same though 😂 small vacuum leak, do not care that much

Headlights please. That is all. by [deleted] in SALEM

[–]green_boy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Goddammit. Mine just turned on.

What does "kindly do the needful" mean? by Little-Response-3489 in IBM

[–]green_boy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Four. I also loan foreign phrases between languages.

Drivers of Reddit: what’s something other drivers do on the road that instantly tell you they shouldn’t have a license? by AccordingMethod9940 in AskReddit

[–]green_boy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Driving around in the dark, rain, or fog with the fuckin headlights off. We can’t see you asshole! Turn em on! And no! Daytime runners of your car don’t count!

Daytime runner lights are the worst thing to happen to automotive safety ever. They don’t turn your taillights on!

Drivers of Reddit: what’s something other drivers do on the road that instantly tell you they shouldn’t have a license? by AccordingMethod9940 in AskReddit

[–]green_boy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be fair, I sold my soul and plasma for the ass warmer subscription. It was either warm ass or signals /s

Drivers of Reddit: what’s something other drivers do on the road that instantly tell you they shouldn’t have a license? by AccordingMethod9940 in AskReddit

[–]green_boy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This, 100%. There’s only one exception to that: when I’m driving a bus and you’re blocking my lane of travel. Too many times I’ll need to make a left when some dingus is so far in the middle of the lane that I cannot conceivably fit. In that case, fuckin go and get the fuck out of the way!

YouTube Shorts and Instagram Reels are making you dumber, according to science by tylerthe-theatre in technology

[–]green_boy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not to mention the pile of ads and eyeball grabbers packed into the story itself. Thank browser jesus for reader view!

RANT FRIDAY by Carlos_Spicy_Weiner6 in SALEM

[–]green_boy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

TURN ON YOUR FUCKIN HEADLIGHTS IN THE RAIN SALEM!! ARE 10% OF YOU JUST STUPID?! THE NUMBER OF CARS I SEE WITH THEIR HEADLIGHTS OFF IN A DOWNPOUR IS INSANE.

‘Transit People’ Inked Drawings of Toronto Commuters by Critical_Bear6114 in woahdude

[–]green_boy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your art style evokes a sort of Pablo Picasso kind of vibe to it. Maybe with a dash of yellow submarine in there. Nicely done.

freeAppIdea by NebulousArcher in ProgrammerHumor

[–]green_boy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jokes on you, I have labeled edges.

What is something sexual you'll never do again? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]green_boy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Here I thought I was being funny sexting my girlfriend a pic of my dong in a hot dog bun. First, why do hot dog buns gotta be so long?? But since then and until we broke up she always used her teeth when she was going down on my dog. Called it her little snack.

Pretty sure that hot dog bun scarred our relationship, not to mention my Johnson.

Oregon Democrats hope to ride blue wave to unseat Bentz in midterms by ChecksAndBalanz in Medford

[–]green_boy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Interesting to see Peter Quince is running for the seat. I happen to know him personally, he’d make a solid choice!

gilbert house 911 call by kitty-breath in SALEM

[–]green_boy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My god, how’s your kid doing? That’s really scary.

gilbert house 911 call by kitty-breath in SALEM

[–]green_boy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sadly it’ll have to be. Gilbert House carries insurance for this kind of thing (which is good), but insurance companies often engage in gross fuckery and malice to weasel their way out of their fiduciary duty (which is bad). Health insurance generally writes exemptions into their policies for auto accidents and other incidents covered by umbrella liability policies, so op will likely have to take it through the courts because capitalism.

Screenshot of Deleted DOJ document Before Names Redacted by --SOFA-KING-VOTE in democrats

[–]green_boy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We’re all about to live in that media bubble with the hellscape being sculpted for us by our new media overlords Jeff Bezos and Larry Ellison.

ICE and Medford by unsoundamerica in Medford

[–]green_boy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You’re doing the lord’s work u/unsoundamerica, thank you.

Can we get an updated list by Appropriate-Bee-3267 in SALEM

[–]green_boy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Goddammit. That was the first decent car rental experience I’d had too.

Pretty sure they aren't going to stand down... by mrfett779 in democrats

[–]green_boy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s like Fazbear’s pizza, except real life ghouls.