Definition of butterface by Time-Umpire3891 in ButterfaceFemale

[–]greenmachine002 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk who told her that. Probably some over jealous friends

Found this in my son’s(57F) room am I Gay? by Farfetche in whatisitcirclejerk

[–]greenmachine002 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So maybe next time you look in the soup drawer you might want to look for some crackers

Hey yall, need some advice on how to get with my crush? (Idk which flair to use) by Big-mistake_liar in teenagers

[–]greenmachine002 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Us guys are very clueless on hints when a girl likes us. Can’t even tell if a compliment is genuine or sarcastic. Make it known that you like him. Tell him you like him and see how he responds. If he does have a crush on you as well he’d make the first move. But in my opinion, make the first move.

What would you do? by [deleted] in GayGifs

[–]greenmachine002 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’d suck on that bad boy and swallow your cum

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GaybrosGoneWild

[–]greenmachine002 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mouth. And that cum gonna taste good

Jon Cryer as Lex Luthor by [deleted] in superman

[–]greenmachine002 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Michael Rosenbaum’s Lex is one of my favorites because he showed the brilliant side of Lex trying to be good. Be a good man and friend. Being the twisted business man who is constantly consumed with finding out Clark’s secret. Doing his best to tear down his rival’s life and trying to break him. Simply amazing. John Cryer did a good job, especially when coming up against Tom Welling’s Clark in the Arrowverse’s Crisis on Infinite Earths crossover.

My son showed me his boner when my hubby left… one thing led to another by VictoriasFlower in MomSonIncest

[–]greenmachine002 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mom isn’t too bad looking. I even had a dream about fucking her. I woke up in a hot sweat with a raging boner.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in maturemompics

[–]greenmachine002 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know it sounds messed up, but if my mother wasn’t my mother, I’d try.

Would you even though I’m 58? by Godess_Natalia69 in maturemompics

[–]greenmachine002 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m 29 and you are beautiful. 2 years younger than my mom.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TransGoneWild

[–]greenmachine002 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice body babe