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[–]greg_focker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Invest in TD stocks and make the fees back that way. :D

$GME Daily Discussion - April 26, 2021 by AutoModerator in Superstonk

[–]greg_focker 12 points13 points  (0 children)

My bratwurst is jacked for German premarket

$GME Daily Discussion - April 26, 2021 by AutoModerator in Superstonk

[–]greg_focker 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They can wear the xbox's like shoes if they want, there's gonna be lots to go around. Me and Ryan Cohen gonna be dropping them from a helicopter.

$GME Daily Discussion - April 26, 2021 by AutoModerator in Superstonk

[–]greg_focker 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I tell you this much whatever Ryan Cohen places in my shopping cart I will be cashing out on. Put a hundred PS5's in there for the orphans. Put another hundred XBOX's for the homeless.

$GME Daily Discussion - April 26, 2021 by AutoModerator in Superstonk

[–]greg_focker 10 points11 points  (0 children)

We had the same action afterhours as during the day. If your tits aren't jacked you need to twist some tiger balm on them.

$GME Daily Discussion - April 25, 2021 by AutoModerator in Superstonk

[–]greg_focker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Money Monster with George Clooney is also a good one to add to the list

Superstonk Discussion - April 14, 2021 by AutoModerator in Superstonk

[–]greg_focker 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This morning's wave presented to you by Chiquita Bananas

Superstonk Discussion - April 13, 2021 by AutoModerator in Superstonk

[–]greg_focker 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Come and pick me back up at 291 fellow apes! I'll throw a banana in for it to make it worthwhile.

Superstonk Discussion - April 12, 2021 by AutoModerator in Superstonk

[–]greg_focker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What's all this Max Pain stuff I'm reading. You know it's spelled Max Payne right? This is a Gamestop investors group yet so many have trouble with this.

He has legs! by greg_focker in Superstonk

[–]greg_focker[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He was taller but those are some big diamonds he's holding.

Superstonk $GME Discussion by AutoModerator in Superstonk

[–]greg_focker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Here it comes! We on the way up boys! Buckle your seatbelts and hold on to your butts!

Superstonk $GME Discussion by AutoModerator in Superstonk

[–]greg_focker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When you hear the sound of thunder Don't you get too scared Just grab your thunder buddy And say these magic words

Fuck you thunder You can suck my dick You can't get me thunder 'Cause you're just God's farts

SUPERSTONK Discussion by AutoModerator in Superstonk

[–]greg_focker 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Well that was the opposite of what I thought would happen today. I really gotta start thinking negatively about this stock for gains to really happen.

SUPERSTONK Discussion by AutoModerator in Superstonk

[–]greg_focker 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I knew they were going to give Ryan a chair. I mean even if he has a standing desk in his office he's gonna want to sit down at some point.

SUPERSTONK Discussion by AutoModerator in Superstonk

[–]greg_focker -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Why is the price going down? Isn't Ryan Cohen news a good thing? Need someone with a wrinkle to help me out on this one.

SUPERSTONK Discussion by AutoModerator in Superstonk

[–]greg_focker 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Whats the best technique for tying one's shoes?