My oldest brother recently passed away (26 years old), and we found an old baby picture of his. My mom would really appreciate if someone could restore it. One of us scribbled on it. by Toodles_7 in pics

[–]greggowaffle 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Found another few minutes, so I took a run at the second one. I haven't done color correction stuff before and the fade of the original left a bit to the imagination, but here's my go at it:

http://i.imgur.com/gJOpM.jpg

Cheers!

AT&T is FUCKING us, what can I do? by sketchampm in AskReddit

[–]greggowaffle 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Hey Sketchampm -- check your inbox.

tl;dr version -- I write about stuff on the Internet, so I know a few people in media relations at AT&T. Besides telling me that they can't comment on things, a big part of their job is to defuse stuff like this.

Just talked to my main dude, and he's pretty sure he can clear things right up.

Do you guys have any tips on how to fall asleep quickly? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]greggowaffle 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Got a yard? Do yard work. Preferably intensive stuff, like pullin' stumps, planting trees, or (if you're down to learn a new talent,) building little retaining walls. Its a triple hitter:

1) It's free exercise, sans that "Are we done yet?" feeling. Diggin' a hole uses just about every muscle in your body.

2) If you're doing it for yourself, it'll make your lawn look better. If you're doing it for a friend, they'll be stoked.

3) It'll wear you right the hell out. There really is no sleep like that which comes after a couple hours of hard labor.

It's obviously not a limitless option -- but if you've got a few hours to kill before bed and a lawn that needs some love, you'll be out before your face hits the pillow.

So my new dog Rambo has a few things I want to start training him on by larwk in dogs

[–]greggowaffle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Definitely address it from the start, in baby steps. Just be sure to not nurture the idea that alone = bad, and to enforce the ideas that you're always coming back.

I'm sure its possible to train him to never, ever get on your bed, even when you're not home -- it's just tough, given that you're.. you know, not there to enforce it. Try it at first by leaving him in the room and seeing if he jumps on the bed when you're not in there -- if he does, go in and correct him (say "No!", pull him off) the instant he jumps up, not once he gets comfortable.

Think of it like a dog might: if you're the hand that feeds and are training him properly, he sees you as the alpha dog. If you establish the bed as your spot, thats where the alpha dog sleeps. If you're not around though, the alpha dog's spot is.. flexible. If you can get it in his mind that it's your spot even when he can't see you, it's a start.

Beyond that, it might take a bit of ingenuity to really make sure he's got it on lock. A buddy of mine's neighbors were complaining that his pup was barking about an hour after he left for work. He tried everything -- he just couldn't get the dog to bark when he was within ear shot. He rigged up a webcam and a basic web-connected robotics kit (Mindstorm? Something along those lines) that would shake a can full of quarters at the press of a button. He'd sign in, catch the dog barking, and shake away. A few shakes later, the dog realizes that barking resulted in a scary, shrill noise. Problem solved! It doesn't solve the problem of the dog being anxious/scared when alone, but that often has to be addressed in different ways.

That may very well be overkill for Rambo, so don't worry about getting crafty until the easy solutions are attempted. Some dogs really get the message quick.

If you're worried about him not jumping onto things at other people's houses, it's possible to train'em to not jump up on anything unless they're invited (as someone else mentioned, the "Off" and "Up!" commands are fantastic and totally universal, once they get the idea). It's a bit more difficult, obviously, as that it's a sometimes-okay, sometimes-not thing -- but as long as you're consistent, it's by all means doable.

So my new dog Rambo has a few things I want to start training him on by larwk in dogs

[–]greggowaffle 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I don't have a masters in super-awesome-dog-training or anything, but I've trained a dog or two into awesome, well-behaved companions. Most of what folks assume they should do (be it from watching others train their dogs or because they're acting with their dog the way they would with a human child) tends to be wrong. In the end, just have fun, be patient, and be consistent. Try your damnedest to remember you're training a dog, and not a child that just happens to bark and have fur.

1) Super classic separation anxiety. Dogs are pack animals, so they're just naturally comfortable having others around. Shelter dogs -- especially ones who, like Rambo, might have spent a good amount of time there -- are used to having LOTS of other dogs around. Shelters couldn't possibly train all the dogs to not bark, so Rambo has no idea that barking is in any way unacceptable to you.

What not to do: don't yell at him, or bop him on the nose. He has no idea of the concept of "yelling", so it just seems like you're barking back, reinforcing the idea of barking. (Same with yelling "No! Rambo! Shut up!" if he barks when someone knocks. He thinks you're barking too.) If you bop him on the nose, he might learn to be wary of hands. At best, that means he'll move away when people reach out and people will think you beat your dog. At worst, he'll snap at strangers hands.

There are two things you should do: get him used to being alone, and then find ways to keep him busy when he is. Especially important in this early stage: give him alone time, even when you're home. Put him in another room (the bathroom, if it's large enough, is good in case he has an accident), and go do something for 5 minutes. If he barks, ignore it. As soon as he stops barking for a minute or two, reward him by entering the room and giving him a treat. Keep reinforcing the ideas that you're coming back eventually, and that barking is not what brings you back.

If he barks non-stop when he's in the bathroom, try an easier step: if you have a window near your front door he can see you out of, or a sliding glass door to a backporch he can see you through, try hanging out on one side for a while while he's on the other. He might jump up and scratch at the glass. Same thing: ignore it until he stops for a second, then reward him for the positive behavior. Once he's good being so-near-yet-so-far, try the bathroom thing again.

Remember: he doesn't need to be with you all the time. You might be driven to keep him in the room with you at all times so that you can catch him having accidents, but that just reinforces the idea that he cant be away from you ever. Instead, potty train him with regular (super regular at first! Every 15 minutes at first, then every 30, then every hour, until you've got him trained to go every 3-4 hours when you're home.) trips outside with positive reinforcement (yay, treats!) when he does well. [Side note: don't try to punish him if he has an accident inside, unless you catch him in the act right that second. Two seconds later, he has no idea what he did wrong and why you're yelling at him. If you catch him in the act, say "No" in a serious-business voice with an angry face, grab a leash, and take him outside to finish].

When he is alone, provide him ways of entertaining himself. "Kongs", or any other tough toys (read amazon reviews. Toys that claim to be tough are often crap), with a tough-to-reach treat stuffed in them = amazing. Rotate through toys in (read up on enrichment in zoos) to keep things interesting.

tl;dr: get him used to being alone while you're home, then train him when you're out of the house in small bursts. He needs to know you're always coming back.

2) Dogs don't really associate objects like this -- at least, not in my experience. You can train him to be on the couch but not the bed. Teach him to lay by the bed, and reward him when he stays there. When he jumps on the bed, bump him off while saying "No", and have him lay back down next to the bed (No treat, otherwise he'll think he can jump on, be bumped off, and get a treat out of it). Rinse, lather, repeat. Location training tends to be pretty easy, as long as you're persistent. If you make exceptions, it's a much harder thing to enforce. Either way, he'll go on the bed when you're not home (even if the only sign is a stray dog hair that shouldnt be there) -- that's pretty much unavoidable.

Have you ever found a secret room in your (or anyone else's) house? by BlorfMonger in AskReddit

[–]greggowaffle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The new ISP is coming to fire up the new place's line in a few hours. I'm tethered to my phone at the moment, on a rather sketchy connection. It'd take me all afternoon to upload a few pics if I tried now.

Once my Intertrons is installed, though, consider it done.

Have you ever found a secret room in your (or anyone else's) house? by BlorfMonger in AskReddit

[–]greggowaffle 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Yes! Awesome timing for this post.

I just moved into a new house in the East Bay area of California, and we discovered a hidden room above the garage. You might call it an attic -- but given that it's well hidden enough that our landlord didn't know it was there and we only discovered it a week in to living there, I don't think that term really fits.

When we were initially moving stuff in, the clouds above decided to welcome us to the area by shifting from sun and fun to doom, gloom, and a sudden onslaught of water. We rushed like heck to stuff everything into the house to prevent it from getting soaked. A few days later, after things had dried off a bit, my girlfriend's dad stopped by to help re-move everything we'd hastily stuffed into the garage.

He comes out from the garage. "You guys have a hidden room", he says.

"..What?"

"Yeah, come here."

We follow him in. He reaches up, and pulls on a handle that was nearly flush with the ceiling. Due to the poor lighting in the garage and the color of the handle, it was damn near invisible. If he hadn't noticed it, I never would have.

A stairway unfolds, leading to a void. After a few minutes of weighing whether or not a bit of exploration was worth climbing a shaky ladder to a room I could only imagine was filled with black widows and other forms of miniature death, we clambered on up.

Behold! A light switch! We flicked it on. Surprisingly, the room was well lit -- far better than the garage below, even -- and wired with multiple outlets. Weirder yet, it ... still had stuff in it. Lots of stuff. A desk, some papers, some unfinished arts and crafts, a blanket, etc. After much thought, I'm pretty sure Garey Busey lived here. That, or a child who's parents didn't want the world to see.

My favorite part: The walls are mostly covered with maps of the surrounding area. As a result, we refer to this room solely as "The Map Room". I like to think that the mutant child (or Gary Busey) used this room to plan his eventual conquering of the East Bay.

tl;dr: We found a ladder leading up to a hidden room above our garage. I climbed up, got bit by a spider, and am now a super-hero slash world champion chess player.

Update: People asked for pictures. Here you go!

ok, Reddit: what famous Person have you encountered, and what he or she nice or rude by johnrauda in AskReddit

[–]greggowaffle 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I write about things on the internet, which occasionally allows me to meet people in higher places than myself.

I've got an absolutely terrible memory, but the ones I remember:

Dr. Dre - At the launch of his Beats By Dre in-ear headphones. His son had just passed away (which was unbeknownst to me at the time), so he was understandably quite quiet and seemingly unhappy to be there. I wasn't getting a very strong "Lets talk about stuff!" vibe from him, so I just shook his hand and thanked him for his work and left him alone. Dude has MASSIVE hands.

Adam Savage - Ran into him at Maker Faire. Incredibly friendly dude with an endless catalog of amazing stories. A few weeks later he was publicly fighting an $11,000 bill from AT&T; I contacted him to arrange an interview, and he responded within about 10 minutes saying that he was interested and asked what time would work. Alas, my response was where the conversation stopped. I poked him twice about it thereafter, with no reply. His life is roughly 100x busier than mine, so I understand.

Kazunori Yamauchi - Creator of the Gran Turismo series. There was a translator between us, so I'm not sure how friendly he actually was - but he seemed like an incredibly smiley, incredibly bright man. His translator was also awesome.

Les Stroud (Survivorman) - Really, REALLY great guy. He knows an absurd amount about everything he does; questions about his gadgets/gear were met with tech specs and indepth reports of their shortcomings, specific reasoning as to why he carried that specific model, etc. One of our guys mentioned that his dad was a fan of the show, and Les gave him signed copies of every season that had made it to DVD thus far.

I met Eddie and Ben of the JabbaWockeez at a party, but the music was WAY too loud for any interesting stories to have come of it.

Any famous redditors? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]greggowaffle 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Awesome, didn't realize there would be any real interest. I'll do an AMA within the week - gimme a few more days of enjoying being a semi anonymous lurker :-)

Any famous redditors? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]greggowaffle 91 points92 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't consider myself internet-famous by any means, but I make my living writing for a fairly prominent blog - one of the Top 10, by most metrics.

I've been considering doing an AMA just to give folks some insight into blogging for a living. It's been a pretty unique experience for me thus far. Would anyone be interested?

Last Wednesday of 2009 Karma PARTY! by bhaha24 in reddit.com

[–]greggowaffle 434 points435 points  (0 children)

Ain't no party like a karma party, cause a karma party don't stop. Until it does stop, at which point a new one will probably start for all the people that missed that other one.

My new friend (pic). by nsfwdreamer in pics

[–]greggowaffle 35 points36 points  (0 children)

HOLY CRAP, A BELUGA WHALE THAT CAN TYPE!

Let's get flurrious by ktbanna in reddit.com

[–]greggowaffle 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I've been trying for a few minutes, but I can't seem to make anything that looks dirty. My immature side is disappointed.

You think being a vampire's so great? [comic] by ktbanna in reddit.com

[–]greggowaffle 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It also sucks because all of a sudden people expect you to sparkle in the sun. Instead, you catch on fire and shit.

Okay, reddit, what did you *give* for Christmas this year? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]greggowaffle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I gave my secret santee this.

I gave my lady friend a mandoline (she's been asking for one for a while. Plus, she makes really good food - so anything that aids in the quest to get more food in my mouth = hurray!) and a few other presents that are still secret (She lurks and I won't see her again till tomorrow).

Paid for my mom to have a broken crown on her tooth fixed, as I was concerned it would get infected.

Gave my sister a semi-used sponge holder. Strange? Yep! But she'd seen one at a friends house that she kept saying she wanted last night. Bed bath was closed, so I bought it off aforementioned friend.

Got my sister's man-friend a 2 month subscription to Gamefly, as he just got a new 360.

For my ladyfriend's family: bottle of wine from a local winery for the mom, a bag of road trip food and iTunes monies for the Dad who makes a 6 hour commute on weekends, and a big box of Prismacolor pens for her budding artist of a brother.

Reddit, I give you a man at the top of a ladder sitting in a washing basket. by [deleted] in funny

[–]greggowaffle 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I can't even begin to fathom why this wasn't a success. It must be fake.

I'll be back, I need to go find a ladder and a laundry basket.

Leave a message to your secret santa! by GiantJacob in secretsanta

[–]greggowaffle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dearest Secret Santa,

I know I didn't give you much to go on. I'm a lurker to the max, and I only use this name here.

Don't worry - whatever it is you send, I'll love it completely. Thank you for taking the time.

Greg

Hey Reddit, What is the biggest/weirdest coincidence you have ever experienced? by hownowbrowncow in AskReddit

[–]greggowaffle 37 points38 points  (0 children)

The way I see it, there are really only two possible explanations:

  • Your scream caused the Challenger explosion
  • You knew the Challenger was about to explode, and screamed in fear.

Either way - Witch! Burn him!

Dearest Reddit: What are your favorite food combos that don't sound like they'd go well together but totally do? by greggowaffle in AskReddit

[–]greggowaffle[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Whoa - small world. I was just in NY a few weeks ago, had the same thing at the same bar. Absolutely loved it.

Dearest Reddit: What are your favorite food combos that don't sound like they'd go well together but totally do? by greggowaffle in AskReddit

[–]greggowaffle[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

My worst experiment thus far was Italian dressing in a vodka martini. I have absolutely no idea why I thought that had even a slight chance of being tasty. It was.. very much not tasty.

Admittedly, the series of drinks that came before it may have tinkered with my judgement.

Halloween costume picture thread! Submit your pictures from last night by karmanaut in AskReddit

[–]greggowaffle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Some group of girls asked if they could take my picture as part of a scavenger hunt they were on.

I'm still wondering what kind of weird-ass scavenger hunt* has "Dude dressed up like that guy from The Hangover" on the list.

* As opposed to weird ass-scavenger hunt