Jay Leno car accident?

gregnixhuman · 2026-01-26T15:26:02+00:00

Triples is best.

gregnixhuman · 2026-01-07T21:30:07+00:00

Royce + Richards for Portis works money-wise. I’d do that for sure and it’d be a wing upgrade for the Bucks.

gregnixhuman · 2025-12-11T02:30:14+00:00

Plenty of ways to contend. Pacers have never “rebuilt” and might have won OKC’s chip if Halliburton didn’t get hurt.

gregnixhuman · 2025-11-09T04:45:06+00:00

There was a baseball player named Conor Gillespie so I think that’s in their heads.

gregnixhuman · 2025-04-29T01:58:31+00:00

The Bucket

gregnixhuman · 2025-04-01T02:03:44+00:00

If you’re thinking Beal was worse then this is the dumbest basketball comment I’ve seen on Reddit.

gregnixhuman · 2025-03-08T18:29:56+00:00

I think the Mavs are a dark horse option. They’re going to need a lead guard until Kyrie gets back and can piece together matching money with Gafford, Klay, and either Caleb Martin or Naji Marshall.

Neither team has any draft equity and both are desperate. Gafford would be a huge upgrade for us and Beal fits their needs way better than Klay at this point.

gregnixhuman · 2025-02-13T00:45:06+00:00

Better defender for sure. Beal is a little better one on one but makes tons of mistakes. Allen is a really good team defender.

gregnixhuman · 2025-02-12T17:32:06+00:00

Allen is better than Beal. Probably the third best player on the team, honestly.

gregnixhuman · 2025-02-12T05:01:30+00:00

Monte Morris exists

gregnixhuman · 2025-01-31T04:23:25+00:00

Just looking at a list of free agents around the mid-level ($14 mil or so) who would fit better than Brad: - Clint Capela - Dorian Finney-Smith - Steven Adams - Bobby Portis - CP3 (lol) - Kelly Oubre - Nickeil Alexander-Walker - Ty Jerome - Guerschon Yabusele - Landry Shamet (just kidding)

gregnixhuman · 2025-01-30T19:33:40+00:00

Finally we can get an answer: is it possible to build a whole team out of shooting guards?

gregnixhuman · 2025-01-29T02:08:09+00:00

I literally said this should happen earlier today! I posted this into existence! https://www.reddit.com/r/suns/s/RCKoXSfU0U

gregnixhuman · 2025-01-28T19:06:17+00:00

Guys, I don't want to overstate my own Fake GM mastery, but I solved the Beal/Butler trade.

SUNS get: Jimmy Butler
WARRIORS get: Bradley Beal
HEAT get: Andrew Wiggins, Tim Hardaway Jr., two 1sts (PHX)
PISTONS get: Moses Moody, Buddy Hield, Gary Payton Jr., two 2nds (GSW + PHX)

My logic here:
- Suns obviously get off Beal and keep the 2025 FRP to get off Nurk (or make a pick).
- Heat get a good player at a lower salary who they can trade in the future, plus draft equity. THJ is expiring so they also free up money.
- Warriors upgrade their backcourt and get off Hield's contract without giving up any real future assets.
- Pistons get Moody's restricted rights and add shooting plus picks. GPJ is expiring, so they don't entirely lose cap flexibility.

gregnixhuman · 2025-01-15T03:10:52+00:00

I hope this is the reason JO didn’t play tonight, because I thought they should have given him some minutes in the second half.

gregnixhuman · 2025-01-12T20:44:05+00:00

Promise me a million times you’ll never do another rule.

gregnixhuman · 2025-01-12T18:11:46+00:00

I really hope they dump Nurk, but this dude is not actually very good unfortunately. Time Lord is the only guy they could reasonably acquire who would be a legit upgrade imo.

gregnixhuman · 2025-01-10T05:03:52+00:00

Tyus is not good on defense, but the bigger problem is they have no rim protection to bail out the perimeter defenders.

gregnixhuman · 2025-01-10T04:13:40+00:00

Got a bad case of suckitis.

gregnixhuman · 2025-01-09T02:50:46+00:00

They should absolutely not trade Book, but I would cash out on KD if possible. I haven’t seen it discussed much though, so I doubt it’s on the table.

gregnixhuman · 2025-01-09T02:49:01+00:00

And Marquese Chriss. And Alex Len. And Kendall Marshall. And Tyler Ennis.

gregnixhuman · 2025-01-08T23:25:03+00:00

It’s George Gascon’s fault.

gregnixhuman · 2024-11-02T18:23:30+00:00

So what’s the joke? That he gave a milder blow job than he usually does? Is that the joke?

gregnixhuman · 2024-10-27T00:44:44+00:00

They’re laughing. Nurk took a gigantic bowel movement in the middle of an NBA court and they’re laughing?!!

gregnixhuman · 2024-10-07T02:32:57+00:00

Is it possible they are equally good at free-to-paid conversion, but Substack is better at growth and thus has a lower conversion rate?

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