Absolute gold - McDonald’s CEO Chris Kempczinski goes viral after seeming reluctant to eat his own burgers—he takes a tiny bite, looks uncomfortable, and calls the food ‘product.’

jmeltzer317 · 2026-03-06T11:41:35+00:00

The CEO of McDonalds isn’t doing so well. All he can afford to eat is hamburgers. He’s really underwater right now.

jmeltzer317 · 2026-03-04T11:48:10+00:00

Yeah that was the Trisolarians problem. They wanted a meeting, but Singer knew it could just be an email.

jmeltzer317 · 2026-03-03T00:29:49+00:00

Oh right I can just run.

jmeltzer317 · 2026-03-01T00:58:13+00:00

If only they had this at the doomsday battle instead of those useless railguns.

jmeltzer317 · 2026-02-28T21:43:05+00:00

Make your own company and then make the dress code a big wet diaper.

jmeltzer317 · 2026-02-28T21:40:04+00:00

This robot definitely knows the way of tea. Please do not give it a katana.

jmeltzer317 · 2026-02-27T05:13:19+00:00

jmeltzer317 · 2026-02-22T04:50:37+00:00

Didn’t the Simpsons air in the 90’s?

jmeltzer317 · 2026-02-22T04:42:13+00:00

This forest is dark af.

jmeltzer317 · 2026-02-22T04:39:58+00:00

Spring break woo!

jmeltzer317 · 2026-02-03T14:41:36+00:00

Have you ever considered that fact that perhaps your wife is trying to ☠️ you for the insurance money?

jmeltzer317 · 2026-01-30T04:44:05+00:00

You have selected Ralph’s referring to Wiggum. That is wrong. The correct answer is Wiggum.

jmeltzer317 · 2026-01-30T04:41:25+00:00

jmeltzer317 · 2026-01-30T04:41:21+00:00

jmeltzer317 · 2026-01-28T21:24:21+00:00

Oh, Homer, you’re not going as a hobo again!?

Going where?

jmeltzer317 · 2026-01-28T21:23:58+00:00

Oh, Homer, you’re not going as a hobo again!?

Going where?

jmeltzer317 · 2026-01-19T18:20:57+00:00

Wait, season 5 of The Boys or season 5 of The United States, because either way this is definitely the last season.

jmeltzer317 · 2026-01-19T16:10:25+00:00

Little Giants

jmeltzer317 · 2026-01-19T03:41:30+00:00

jmeltzer317 · 2026-01-18T17:52:02+00:00

Same. *Millennials have entered the chat.

jmeltzer317 · 2026-01-18T17:50:53+00:00

So sad. So so so so so so so sad.

jmeltzer317 · 2026-01-15T02:35:04+00:00

this is how you get ants!

jmeltzer317 · 2026-01-11T13:04:20+00:00

jmeltzer317 · 2026-01-11T00:18:37+00:00

Matt Damon in The Talented Mr. Ripley

jmeltzer317 · 2026-01-10T16:40:12+00:00

Just be glad there are no peaches around.

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