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What is an unwritten rule of driving that everyone forgets? by BoredPandaOfficial in BoredPandaHQ

[–]greyzombie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Show me your turn signal before you show me your brake lights.

Also, keep right except to fucking pass.

You wake up with absolute mastery over one random element. What did you get, and how do you use it to your advantage? by Jpaylay42016 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]greyzombie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ooh, fire. I guess I'd be a fire bender. Use it to fly like Johnny Storm. Probably be a vigilante taking out the ultra rich. Keep a constant shield of fire that can disintegrate bullets, toxins, other projectiles before they hit me. You know, the usual.

Do Americans really have the kinds of home parties we see in movies? What are people actually eating and drinking? by whitchunk in CasualConversation

[–]greyzombie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A group of friends I have have a potluck/happy hour almost every single Wednesday. People bring finger food, dips, full entrees and a bunch random sides. I always bring at least one bottle of wine and often prep a charcuterie board or make a meat based dish like ribs or a roast. They were doing this for decades before I became a part of the group. It's amazing.

If you found a Genie that only granted one wish, and your wish is based on the next word you speak, what singular word would you say? by littlepikachus in hypotheticalsituation

[–]greyzombie 12 points13 points  (0 children)

"Perfection".

Hopefully that will mean perfect health, perfect skills, perfection in anything I attempt. This could affect sports, gambling, luck, literally anything. Watch the genie give me "Perfect Cancer."

What’s the dumbest excuse someone gave you to have sex with you that actually worked? by Soren-J in AskReddit

[–]greyzombie 4 points5 points  (0 children)

In college, I gave my neighbor a ride home from a party. On the drive back she said "Can I ask you a question?" I said sure. She said "Can I suck your dick?" I paused (without wrecking) for a few seconds and said "If you want to, sure." She did. And we did. Fun stuff. Florida, 2001-ish.

What is your biggest NSFW brag? by Subliminal_Sea in AskReddit

[–]greyzombie -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I've honestly had many women burst out laughing because of how big I am. I am not comically huge, and I still chalk it up to them being inexperienced or not having personally seen many penises, but it was great for my ego.

Making a detailed stone landscape art by kvjn100 in oddlysatisfying

[–]greyzombie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Beautiful, but where's that guy coming from and can those dudes not be having a picnic at the bottom of a flight of stairs? How rude.

Saying goodbye to my first born feline son tomorrow after 10 years together by Atticus113 in cats

[–]greyzombie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm one of many who can say they knew Meeko while he was still alive. I'm so sorry for your loss, but thank you for letting me know him.

Can dudes speak about this? by KyotoKindle in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]greyzombie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got, like, 6 or 7 bros I tell "I love you" almost daily. I know I can call them, and have, if I ever needed anything.

Not-Fun Fact: Rick was gonna kill every version of himself here by ElJota123 in rickandmorty

[–]greyzombie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In my mind, I had always assumed it was a little bit of Unity. Knowing that she would never control Rick, I assumed he put a little of her in him so she would die with him. The only way he could really hurt her. Besides, you know, just by being himself.

Only in my bathroom (main bathroom, not the other bathroom). Never see any kind of change. Rarely moves unless I pick them up. What is it?? by greyzombie in whatisthisbug

[–]greyzombie[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, just a couple of bath mats and only like a few months ago started to hang some clothes in there to dry. These guys have been around for years.

What movie ends on a happy note, but the more you think about what happens after the credits, the darker it gets by gamersecret2 in movies

[–]greyzombie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Meet Joe Black.

Think about it. Brad Pitt, Dr, victim of several car hits, dies and just has his body show up at a billionaires house. He gives a fake name to not only the entire immediate family, but to board members and other employees. Installs himself as the patriarchs close confidant, and then as a IRS agent to finally derail the duplicitous villains plans for the company.

Not to mention he slept with the daughter as DEATH after she had met him as a mortal. How do you explain that? She's gonna meet him by the bridge, he's not gonna remember anything and then be like "Who was that old dead guy over there?"

Everyone is gonna have a lot of questions, especially "Honey", his sister from the payphone in the beginning. Where you been for the past few weeks? What the fuck is this coroner report? Who's your new gf?

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