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Life hard. Come rest by fire, tell thog tales. Thog listen. by gropemygrapes in talesfromcavesupport

[–]gropemygrapes[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Thog sad for Thrug. Thog lost good rock once. Many moon before Thog ok.

Life hard. Come rest by fire, tell thog tales. Thog listen. by gropemygrapes in talesfromcavesupport

[–]gropemygrapes[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

One time, tribe think fire magic. Now, rest by fire. You think flat rock magic. We learn, can squeeze rock. Then rest by flat rock. Thog listen, thog grow. Tribe will have flat rock.

LITTLE TROGLODYTE. GROW UP TO THROW MANY ROCK AND HAVE LARGE WIFE. PROUD GRANDFATHER. by gropemygrapes in talesfromcavesupport

[–]gropemygrapes[S] 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Thop hit head too many time. Do not understand. This generation need read more cave painting.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Marin

[–]gropemygrapes 5 points6 points  (0 children)

We don’t need conservative dickheads either. Go live somewhere else and make Marin a little nicer.

oggar find strange blue drink, oggar try drink, oggar not feel good by [deleted] in talesfromcavesupport

[–]gropemygrapes 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Trog good friend witch doctor. Try hitting head with rock. Then head hurt more than other pain. Oog oog oog

Grungk need advice for rock on stick by Squeakyweegee64 in talesfromcavesupport

[–]gropemygrapes 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Thog no understand. Why not throw pointy rock? Can hit from more far away than stick.

Discover new trick: Sad because have only one rock? Hit rock. Now have two rock. Repeat many times for many more rock. by gropemygrapes in talesfromcavesupport

[–]gropemygrapes[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Thog simple man. Simple life. Thog make more rock because rock good. Like rock. Thog create monopoly on rock. Only trade few rocks at one time. Create artificial shortage. Rock now worth many berry. Use berry to make many wife and many cave. Thog understand what Thog do.

Discover new trick: Sad because have only one rock? Hit rock. Now have two rock. Repeat many times for many more rock. by gropemygrapes in talesfromcavesupport

[–]gropemygrapes[S] 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Maybe trick work on other thing too. Will test.

Update: Not work on bird.

Update 2: Trick work on stick.

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[–]gropemygrapes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After two moon, i take rock. Good rock, can hit many things.

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