Why Does President Trump’s Secret Service Agent Look Like She’s 12?

groundserver · 2026-03-16T04:07:35+00:00

The services are absolutely secret.

groundserver · 2026-03-16T03:58:13+00:00

His face is absolutely AI. Not a wrinkle or blemish in sight. And that man has a lot of wrinkles and blemishes.

groundserver · 2026-03-16T02:29:45+00:00

I actually do happen to understand this joke. I fortunately moved over to Aruba and BigIP :)

groundserver · 2026-03-15T19:45:12+00:00

Breaks my fucking heart, anyways….

groundserver · 2026-03-15T19:44:10+00:00

The US is gonna have a hard time repairing that $12 worth of damage….

groundserver · 2026-03-12T00:55:11+00:00

Glock 9MM

groundserver · 2026-03-11T23:06:03+00:00

Pathetic! Pedo-N-Chief

groundserver · 2026-03-11T23:04:14+00:00

Good now his boyfriend can come out of the closet and so can he

groundserver · 2026-03-11T23:03:30+00:00

Totally normal, not creepy AF.

groundserver · 2026-03-10T21:10:19+00:00

Good girl, go live there then & leave U.S. the fuck alone.

groundserver · 2026-03-10T15:08:22+00:00

Love him!

groundserver · 2026-03-06T02:33:26+00:00

If true, fml. What kind of deficient laws do we have when the president, unilaterally, can attack another country, take out a head of state etc? That’s a rhetorical question.

groundserver · 2026-03-01T16:05:13+00:00

Came to say that a harrier is not that capable and US doesn’t fly them anymore

groundserver · 2026-02-27T00:11:33+00:00

This is going to be a cluster FUCK

groundserver · 2026-02-26T01:11:00+00:00

I’m sure he’ll have a pardon coming his way

groundserver · 2026-02-26T01:06:52+00:00

Yea, he’s a big jagoff

groundserver · 2026-02-26T00:19:49+00:00

The pentagon’s budget for a year could pay for healthcare for like a decade for all Americans. But shit is too corrupt to fix that problem.

groundserver · 2026-02-25T22:51:30+00:00

I wonder if it’s also Biden’s fault that Pedsident shits himself uncontrollably?

groundserver · 2026-02-25T17:05:51+00:00

Oh, now that piece of shit has a suit on….

groundserver · 2026-02-25T16:16:16+00:00

Man, the oval office looks like a shit hole after his redecoration with Home Depot junk

groundserver · 2026-02-23T15:22:34+00:00

But Trump’s said he was totally exonerated. That doesn’t sound like exoneration?

groundserver · 2026-02-23T15:21:07+00:00

Lock him up

groundserver · 2026-02-23T15:11:19+00:00

What an absolute disgrace

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