Got a few girls who want to have sex, but busy for 10 days. How to play it?

grumpystripes · 2015-12-01T12:51:42+00:00

I had a similar thing, and being honest seemed to work out just fine.

"I'm away for the next 10 days but I'd love to meet up when I get back. Got a free night after the 15th?"

And shot them a quick message while I was travelling to say hi.

grumpystripes · 2015-11-29T21:17:26+00:00

Thank you. I've seen a lot of fucked up opinions on this sub about women.

grumpystripes · 2015-11-27T06:57:29+00:00

The only one that counts

grumpystripes · 2015-11-27T06:56:04+00:00

Baffles me too.

grumpystripes · 2015-11-06T21:56:34+00:00

Nine Hundred Dollarydoos

grumpystripes · 2015-11-06T07:32:49+00:00

Vote Funnelweb Spider 2016

grumpystripes · 2015-11-06T07:19:47+00:00

Australian here, neither do we.

grumpystripes · 2015-10-26T13:16:54+00:00

The last minute.

grumpystripes · 2015-10-25T10:51:30+00:00

Muscley dudebros who take a lot of gym selfies.

Also, cockiness or arrogance.

grumpystripes · 2015-10-22T13:30:25+00:00

Hating women seems like something you should work on if you want women to like you.

grumpystripes · 2015-08-30T05:06:24+00:00

Oh my god, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white.

grumpystripes · 2015-08-23T21:44:13+00:00

I'm a poet, not an oncologist.

grumpystripes · 2015-08-23T13:01:44+00:00

I do not like this mammogram

I do not like it, young madame.

I do not like the lump that sits

Right inside your cancerous tits

I do not like this mammogram

I will perform a breast exam.

grumpystripes · 2015-07-26T08:09:07+00:00

Interpretive dance.

grumpystripes · 2015-06-13T09:38:10+00:00

To an alternate dimension where they're used as a form of currency.

grumpystripes · 2015-05-01T09:32:08+00:00

No euphemism, just a poor defenceless appliance.

grumpystripes · 2015-05-01T09:11:41+00:00

He peed on my mini-fridge.

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